The Senator’s Match.com Profile
It is clear from everything you write that you are a complete fake, and even though you have been called out repeatedly and deep down you know you are a fake, the act continues.
Glengarry Glen Ross (Remix)
PUT THAT CONDOM DOWN!?condoms are for closers.
Irrefutable Proof Of The Spinster Phenomenon
Before Cara knew it she was 40, on multiple anti-depressants and liked to eat. A lot. She lived in a huge haunted-looking house with cats. Sounds cliche, but I kid you not.
On the other side of that line we have sunglasses at night wearing, lip gloss dripping, my uncle owns a dealership idiots, who pose in the corner of club with an empty bottle of champagne
I Hope He Is In Love
[Pierce Bronson’s wife] used to say back then she would do ?anything? to achieve success, and she wasn?t kidding, as she ?blew? her way to the top.
The comment of the week goes to DCRookie, who deserves special recognition for her amazing essay on spinsterdom:
I graduated from college, entered the professional world and, well, let myself go. I stopped working out, gained 20 lbs, cut my hair short* and still thought that getting men would be easy. It wasn?t. My girlfriends from college went through a similar transformation, and we were all mystified that the men weren?t flocking to us like they used to. ?This town sucks,? we?d say. ?There are no good men here, because how else could all 5 of us be attractive, intelligent, successful and not have boyfriends?? Looking back, there were good men everywhere, but they were out of our league.
It’s a must-read.