Postscript:

But that’s not as easy in fields with only a handful of jobs, as Jessa Jeffries Werner, a marine zoologist, found out. This month, Ms. Werner, 25, who blogged under the name Jessaisms about jobs she held at Adventure Aquarium in Camden and the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia, was fired by the academy.

- NYTimes: Interns? No Bloggers Need Apply

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on that same note peep the stlye section of the new york times today

featuring me.

i win.

ok thats a lie, you win.

dayuummmn! is there a catch tho?

Shit, now we have to put up with blog advertising?

Don’t spend it all in one place, DCB.

Um, is anyone going to question the authority/authenticity of a “publication” called “The Gazette,” perchance?

Anyone?

Hilarious, didn’t the “Gazette” get several Pulitzer nods this year?

Well, if this Bach thing doesn’t work out, there is always a spot for your skills at the Playaz Ball.

This is another joke. Not falling for it!!!

Way too early in the morning for a shock like that!

It’s kind of late for April Fools jokes, don’t ya think?

In the words of Austin Powers, “Riiiiiight.”

Hey Jessa, thanks for the heads up about the NYT article. How did you manage to swing that?

Cereally, I can’t believe DCB would sell out for a measly $55K. I think he is worth at least $57K.

As one who has been gullible before, I’m gonna be doubtful this time.

Let’s all start fake rumors!

http://tools.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

C’mon. Who bought that? Seriously?

:tard:

OK, ye got me. I’m just a proto-blogger, what do I know?

ok no seriously, i do win.

thanks pagan - i dunno the media is still bothering me - CNN is relentless.

Relentlezzzzzzzzzzz

i have cried wolf one too many times

Jessa — that sucks. They’re sons of bitches! I hope that a penguin eats their legs.

Hopefully the disclosure of where you worked won’t get you fired from the Aquarium too, Jessa.

No self-respecting newspaper would have a two-column one-deck headline for a story that appears to have a third column of text. Too much white space.

also I’m sure any reporter worth his keep would be able to easily find out DCB’s name if this were true. (or if DCB really had enough balls to just come out and fess up)

Jessa- have you found a way to cash in on this yet? You should totally go on CNN.

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