A couple visitors have been coming here from a new blog called Urban Cowgirl. It takes me a while to warm up to a new blog — unless of course it’s written by a girl who puts up semi-nude pictures of herself. She looks like she would know how to please a man in bed. Now if only hedonistic would give us some facials instead of body shots. We get it, your body is nice for an older lady. But the face?

Robert Greene, the author of The 48 Laws Of Power, The Art of Seduction, and The 33 Strategies of War started a blog not too long ago called Power, Seduction, and War. Better go to the bathroom and grab some food before you start reading.

I just discovered The Dilbert Blog written by Scott Adams. Highly recommended.

My favorite blog right now, without a doubt, is Whiskey Bar.

Postscript: Urban Cowgirl does not appreciate the exposure that my linkage gave to her. Her blog is now password protected. I am granting her request to remove her link because she apparently has discussed activities which may not be suitable to readers who work for law enforcement agencies. According to commenters who actually read her blog — instead of only browsing through pictures like I did — she takes the time to entertain gentleman callers, if you know what I mean. *WINK WINK* *TRIPLE WINK*

• FANTASY WORLD AUSTIN
• I’M A TRENDSETTER
• REAL MEN DON’T SHAVE
• UH THANKS FOR PUMPING ME UP FROM BEHIND

what women omit in photos is more telling than what they flaunt.

The blog reads like rehashed Kelly Ann Collins, except without the wit.

Darling, the only reason I have the ovaries to show my ass (literally) on my blog is that it’s ANONYMOUS, silly! No names and no faces, not of me, not of anyone else in my life.

I had baby pictures of my daughter up for awhile but I even took those down. Anonymous is good! My mom, my sister, and my friends know what I look like already, and that’s good enough for me.

(For what it’s worth though, I wouldn’t be telling the stories I’ve been telling if I had the face of an anvil, eh? I’m not using my blog as a dating site. I get enough attention at home.)

Days of Broken Arrows, if you are referring to my blog, then you have not read all of it.

My blog is adult oriented and not to be compared to some social blog as the one you refer to. If you can’t appreciate it within that context, you need to stay in your G rated rosy glassed world. Obviously, you haven’t read all of it. It’s not for the narrow minded - and you obviously don’t understand my brand of humor or the mindset of my viewers. To compare it to KAC is ridiculous, it’s like comparing apples to oranges.

I seriously doubt my viewers would insult DC Bachelor on my site but then, they are of a different breed.

As for Hedonistic, I don’t see why she should have to show her face just to satisfy the likes of voyeuristic people. Everyone brings something different to the table and one shouldn’t have to post photos to validate their work.

I’ve always been amused at the (mostly male) hobby of passing aesthetic judgment on women they’ll never be able to fuck anyway. From celebrities to random cyberentities who live too far away for one to reasonably encounter, their fuckability is all that seems to matter.

Honestly, ladies, when a faraway representative of Dude Nation enters your sphere of awareness do you immediately assess his fuckability AND THEN completely dismiss them as irrelevant if they don’t meet your visual standards?

I suspect this attitude is rare in women. Men, however, somehow deem these judgements of great import. Very amusing indeed!

Honestly guys, if you’re entertained by the blog you’ll return. Who cares what she looks like, or if her stories are even true? You’ll probably never meet her anyway. Just enjoy the show!

Oh and DCB, before I forget, thank you for the compliment! :wink:

Just checked out Urban Cowgirl… Uh-oh! Looks like Jessica Cutler redux!

GREAT ANOTHER WOMAN THAT BLOGS ABOUT HER AFFAIRS WITH MARRIED MEN. YAWN.

Nice vagina.

I checked up on Urban Cowgirl and it looks as though she’s a . . . m m m m m . . . “professional?” Oh dear.

Good lord, that woman’s mid-section is horrific.

She has a giant head.

Do you know what is really sad about these comments? They come from the sort of people who would watch a movie clip and deem it “acceptable” or “not,” without viewing the whole movie, or because SOMEONE ELSE said so.

‘Tis a pity to judge without walking in someone’s shoes. Why does The Crucible come to mind? I could tell you a fabulous story about my “battle scars” but then, you have already JUDGED before you opened your mind, heart, and ears.

The real tragedy here is your tunnel vision. Scary to think that most of our politicians are of the same ilk. You are a typical dull, insipid Washingtonian who aspires to buy a house in the burbs, a BMW, and marry someone from the same background. You think your once-a-year trip to some exotic locale makes you an authority on culture. You think having “one black friend” makes you an authority on the pain of others not like you. I’m sure your nine to five government or tech job affords you some sense of entitlement and status when in the realm of things, you are nothing but a dullard who will eventually suffer through a mid-life crisis and seek out the very sort of company you claim to abhor - old souls with more passion, maturity, and heart than you’ll ever find in your lifetime of chasing barflies who THINK they know what living life is after a few drinks at some contrived flash in the pan dump. Who can only throw caution to the wind once they become complete inebriated and filled with drink.

“My God! She must be a professional!” As you would know. Honey, even if I were, trust me, your husband would eventually seek out the company of whores, pseudo and paid. Once you morph into a mealy mouthed Stepford wife, your husband will tire of your ugly ass midsection from pumping out once too many children (My God! Where’s the empathy?) and seek greener, fresher pastures whilst leaving you to your knitting group or power bitch career in the bright lights or fringes of the city. White women age horribly, have you checked in the mirror lately?

Jealousy is a bitch, isn’t it? So is empowered pussy. Funny, I probably get more pussy than the men who post here.

I challenge all of you here to post your photos on this site with your present comment below it. I will pay each one of you the sum of one hundred dollars to do so. Set up a paypal account, have three friends verify it is you, and let’s put you up for scrutiny.

If not, fine. Either way, I’m sure I’ll run into your brethren on some random outing. It’s not hard to miss the line of children standing at the hippest establishments, thinking that paying the entrance fee is going to turn them into an adult because living life - really living life and experiencing the magnitude of its glory and pain - is too much for spoiled dullards like you to bear.

Would Sherwin comment on a woman’s face who has been hit and scarred with acid? Probably. Would Sherwin still make such a comment about someone’s midsection if he were to find out that, let’s say, a woman was raped, beaten, and stabbed, right in the navel? Would he?

Yes, Sherwin, you ought to feel like shit. And here is another challenge. Say it to my face. Own up to it and say it to my face. In fact, say it to my email. Do you have the balls, Sherwin? Or must you rent a pair?

The lack of balls in this room is appalling.

_____

There’s no lack of balls in the room, just people who are unimpressed with another Jenny-cum-slutty tossing her twat around to get the attention daddy never gave her. These low-grade whores-of-the-week complain about lack of gender equality, yet they pop their pussy and promote it enough to get a roomfull of balls talking about her. Get a life Urban Cowdud! How many men post cock shots to boost their traffic?

My picture is at my website, and I enjoyed viewing your genitalia.

“Anonymous,” as I stated above, I don’t agree with the male practice of passing judgement on a strange woman’s appearance. If a man is not actively seeking relationship with a woman her appearance should be irrelevant. We don’t owe Dude Nation its eye candy.

But posting YOUR FACE on your blong alongside stories of your . . . um . . . “benefactors?” Sorry honey, your profession and personal habits are fair game to criticize if you’re displaying them on a blog and I must say, exceedingly dangerous should a Texas police officer cruise by your site and recognize your face.

Woman to woman, you’re obviously quite literate and intelligent, yet I don’t think you’ve sufficiently thought things through. Take care.

Well, Ms Unimpressed, first off, my blog is for my pleasure and my close personal friends. It was not to “impress” the likes of you. I never asked to be on this site - I made the mistake of posting a link to this site and actually, I was trying to post directly to a story from this site I found relevant to a post of mine.

UNFORTUNATELY, now my site is being viewed by people I don’t give a flying fuck about. Use your common sense, you fucking cunt, if I wanted you to look at my site - would I have just put a password up to keep your fucking stupid ass out? Obviously, you did not read the posts about the charities I donate money to, or the donations I have made to friends in need. All you see is sex, sex, sex because obviously, you have a serious lack, want, or need of it in your own life. Equality? Get a fucking grip and read the works of Camille Paglia and Anais Nin - oh wait, you do know who that is, don’t you?

I have asked the owner of this site to immediately remove my link - I do NOT want you people on my site nor did I ask for it, period. Stay in high school where you belong, you stampy narrow minded bitch. NOBODY asked you to come over to my site, trust me, I’m so pissed right now I’d shove my 38 caliber down your throat.

As to Hedonistic, benefactor is not a word for john. Revisit Webster’s.

On the banks of the Tigris River, Phil? You wish. You deign to feign being a part of the oldest civilization in the world, your knowledge of genitalia clearly proves it.

The point is, people, I eat people like you for breakfast. Don’t get in a pissing match with me, you will clearly lose every time. Your ignorance is shown through your petty vindictive finger pointing. Next time, consider backing up your arguments with strong, solid facts rather than assumption.

In fact, if you want to continue on, you may email me. Just own up to it.

Anonymous, I am reminded of this quote: “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.”

Hiding your site is probably the smartest thing you’ve done all year. Best of luck to you.

Hiding my site is like a gay having to go in the closet. Now I know how FOLEY feels (chuckle). I’ve got to painstakingly hand out passwords to my current loyal readers who enjoy a stroll on the more outrageous and alternative side of life? Utterly absurd.

Regardless, you’re the closest thing to maturity on this site. Congrats and I say that without any hint of sarcasm.

DCBachelor, you will pay for this. I will make it my mission to hunt you down and smash your face in until you remove my link from your site.

I promise you that. And you will probably like it.

You eat people like us for breakfast, but you keep returning to defend yourself? Go on Amazon and buy some self-esteem you skank. Oooooooh, you blocked your site from us. Like we aren’t going to bookmark you and continue reminding you of what a two-dollar whore you are after you un-password protect your site.

My favorite Urban CowWhore line was this, “Obviously, you did not read the posts about the charities I donate money to, or the donations I have made to friends in need.” Wow. You donate money to charity! Wow. How many other posts are on your site to convince you of your worth?

Man I love this shit! I’m micro-waving my popcorn as I type this. Go Cowgirl, yeehaw!

I’d tap it, by the way.

Like we aren?t going to bookmark you and continue reminding you of what a two-dollar whore you are after you un-password protect your site.

Keep living vicariously, bitch. Bookmark my site? I didn’t think the nanny block on your parents’ computer allowed that.

BTW, if the best you can do is call someone a whore (a pretty laughable word - come on now, how many men have you fucked after a few drinks at a bar?) you better sharpen that dull edged rapier of yours. Anyone that makes fun of charity is a Grade A Cunt but your lack of originality has banished you a few notches below.

Still sort of funny you keep insisting I am one. You really have no clue, do you?

I have asked for that post to be removed - that is why I am here.

Well I’m busted. I only visit girl blogs to look at the pictures. maybe i should start reading them

at Phil’s comments

Please, Spaniard, if you’re rooting for the dim-wit who can’t even come up with her own name, gambling is not your niche. I’m not letting you throw my dice at the craps table.

Now that you are on-line, I would appreciate it if you remove your post to my links. Contrary to what Miss Originality thinks, I do not want this sort of attention.

Thank you.

urbanwhatever, have you heard of google cache?

http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:fgOeKtwdiwEJ:urbanminxster.typepad.com/urban_cowgirl_the_condens/+http://urbanminxster.typepad.com/urban_cowgirl_the_condens/&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1

hit escape when asked for a password

thanks for the link to the cache. yeah, why isn’t this skank giving her name and why does she keep coming back for more? so confused. but, just for fun, i’ve saved several photos from her site and will be setting up a tribute site to her soon for everyone to enjoy.

Yee haw!

And all he wanted was a facial…

The best girl blog ever to come out of DC, by far, was the late lamented Jessaisms! DANG!! If I could have a girlfriend who looked like (and was as smart and funny as ) Jessa I’d give up my godforsaken Vegas lifestyle and move back to DC in a hearbeat…

She’d happily give him a facial if he’d take her link down, or so she claims.

Nah, I think Circle V is the most interesting female DC blogger — she can write about a wide range of topics and be both knowledgable and interesting.

I still think Urban Cowgirl gets her writing style from KAC. Not the content, but I knew KAC’s blog way back at the beginning and she wrote with the same cadence.

Hey everyone, thank you for participating in the experiment. We almost feel bad for letting you down like this but, it’s almost past midnight and we were supposed to call off the joke before that but it was too good to pass up.

The blog you have viewed is an experiment and part of a film we’re hoping to make. We got the idea from Requiem of A Dream’s site, where you go to the site and you are immersed in the reality of it, not suspecting it’s just a figment of the imagination. You’ve heard of method acting, it’s somewhat in the same vein. Sort of like A Blair Witch Project, too.

It’s a campy movie, actually. The protagonist in our story is a girl who creates a blog and a small band of viewers antagonize the hell out of her. (Actually, we’ve been waiting for someone to bite for a long time, we posted random links and were waiting to see which group of people from those sites would be the first). It would also help us determine what type of people the protagonist went after. As time went on, my partner and I created story after story, using a variety of scenarios to push people’s buttons. Finally, we resorted to using pictures but still, no one bit. Then the other night we were perusing some DC blogs and found this site so we randomly added it.

The story goes, once the girl is furious enough, she seeks revenge on everyone and kills them in a variety of hilarious ways. We have a few endings but we’re not sure which one we want to go with now.

We wanted to see what we could come up in creating this person. Three people worked to put the site together. We used the sex, drugs, and rock and roll angle, if you noticed, trying to appeal to different interests. All three of us are males and we were starting to feel a little gay for knowing a bit too much about a woman’s habits. Well, one of the partner’s sisters began to fill in the details after we created a prototype.

So thanks again for the help, it’s been trying but interesting.

I can’t wait for that film to never get made.

Joe T, jessa will be married by the end of the year

Also, note the reference to The Crucible which was an inspiration to me back in school. The other literary references are an ex girlfriend’s favorites (by the way, she moved to Miami to be with some ass wipe who drove an Aston Martin) and in the blog you’ll see many other references to restaurants, wines, and places. The incredible part of this process was being able to Walter Mitty oneself into a persona using real items. I think all of us who worked on this agree a woman has a huge cross to bear, the more attractive, the larger the cross. The woman, by the way, is some random internet chick and we lifted the photos from her site.

You’ll notice all the different writing styles, we tried hard to “merge into one” but in quite a few places it is spotty, but no one seemed to notice.

We wrote a treatment in conjunction to our experimental ramblings on the trials and tribulations of the life of this woman. Now we’ll be moving forward to the second stage and thank you again and hope we didn’t disturb you too much.

So are you saying I can’t tap it?

“Urban Cowgirl does not appreciate the exposure that my linkage gave to her. Her blog is now password protected.”

Wait a minute! Are you saying that this is a prostitute without the proverbial “heart of gold??” How can that be? In the movies they all have “hearts of gold.” And in the old Neil Simon plays.

She still has a gigantic head.

Who the hell password-protects their blog??? Isn’t she missing the whole point of a blog then? If you don’t want people reading it, don’t put it out there for them to read.

Didn’t y’all catch the lesson? Sheesh, you guys are THICK. Let me breakitDOWN:

A pretty, intelligent young woman WITH OTHER VIABLE CHOICES plays the oldest game in the world and calls it -

modern/liberated/transgressive/whatevah

with NO SENSE OF IRONY WHATSOEVER. Don’t you get it???? Talk about a blind spot! She’s been effectively duped by raunch culture, which was manufactured by men primarily to dupe otherwise intelligent, dare I say feminist, women into giving the assholes EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT: One more woman willing to spread her legs for unattractive, married, and/or otherwise undeserving men . . . all to pay the rent and eat for another day.

Women especially should not hate on UrbanCowgirl. Prostitute, Mistress, Wife? A woman saving her virginity for a diamond ring, health insurance and a roof over her head is STILL playing the oldest game in the world so don’t be fooled!!!! Without the magic cocktail of deep feelings and true lust, the difference between these female roles is akin to the difference of renting, leasing, and buying.

Liberated woman, my ASS. This is sexual slavery. Don’t slut-shame UrbanCowgirl for what’s primarily a problem with ASSHOLE MEN. When women can leave safe, dignified, well-fed lives without spreading their legs for it, unless its for the sake of pure lust, THEN the liberation will be at hand. Undeserving men quake in fear at this proposition and will engage in all sorts of psychological and physical warfare to prevent it from ever happening. With UrbanCowgirl as Exhibit A, it’s obvious their ploys are still working.

And that’s my little rant for the day.

Not to insult furthermore but it seems that reading comprehension is a skill lost on the folks here.

Where you go the idea that the blog we created was about a hooker is absurd. Did anyone actually read it? The girl was looking for a sugar daddy, people. Now call that what you will but our character was not peddling her wares on this blog.
Aside from that, the protagonist was casually dating a few people. Dating. I think you may have misconstrued all the information we set up?

But that’s brilliant. We now can see firsthand how rumors start by one person’s mispiping it. A further impetus for someone to employ a variety of creative ways to kill people, one by one.

The password is there because we are writing the next level of the story and do not want comments at this point.

Spaniard, I am afraid to say that no, you cannot tap it unless you want to tap a figment of the imagination.

Sorry to let you down, bro.

hedonistic, your bitterness betrays your nick.

I’m sorry, UrbanCowWhore creators, but there really is no diff. between a hooker and a girl who wants a sugar daddy. Better character development next time.

Hey last poster, why don’t you help us with the character development then, starting with yours? Since we’re going to kill six people (six seems to be the perfect number), we’ll build one based on you.

Why don’t you give us a bit of your background? Starting with this:

Occupation
Religion
Measurements (can’t blame a dude, can you?)
Upbringing
Dating Status
Age
Education level
Favorite type of place to hangout
Is your weight proportioned to your height? (We have a belief that overweight women are not the jolly creatures everyone makes them out to be).
Multi orgasmic?

Ok, kidding about that last one. But, we also want to know, what drives you? And, would you like a role in the movie? And how would you not like to be portrayed? How would you not like to be killed? Or, better, what would be a cool way for you to go?

Roissy, being concerned about the welfare of the female half of the human race does not make me “bitter” about my personal situation or any less of a hedonist. Rather, I’m hyper-aware of my own privilege: Because my income is not derived from male approval I can completely let myself go (if I want to) and still live the cushy life.

The ultimate hedonism: The ability to say “fuck y’all” and still be able to wallow in life’s pleasures. Worthy men are the icing on my cake. They are not my meal ticket, so I can freely reject the unworthy and the unattractive.

It makes me feel bad that many women in the world don’t have this freedom. This ain’t bitter, cupcake, this is humanity talking. Sound of loud gameshow buzzer, try again!

Oh yes, and what celebrity do you look like, luv?

Question not directed at you, hedonistic. Question for poster two posts above you.

Occupation– Homemaker
Religion– Methodist
Measurements (can?t blame a dude, can you?)Undisclosed
Upbringing– The best
Dating Status– Married, 23 years
Age– 51
Education level– M.S.
Favorite type of place to hangout– Jr. Woman’s League
Is your weight proportioned to your height? (We have a belief that overweight women are not the jolly creatures everyone makes them out to be). Undisclosed
Multi orgasmic?– Always

Oh yes, and what celebrity do you look like, luv? Betty White, at age 51

Hedonistic, question for you. Not a criticism. Why do you have half nude photos of yourself? Aren’t you living on the fringes of slut-dom? Are the photos to drive traffic to your site?

Or you take great pleasure in exhibitionism? We just noticed your blog.

A more conservative person would say that your blog is just as whorish as the next one.

I think we’ll have you as another character to be killed off. Maybe you’ll be found stabbed to death, wrapped in fur while writing about an erotic interlude of which you omitted details from to make yourself look less…slutty. Yes, that’s the ticket!

Thanks, Yeah. We are furiously taking notes. Are these real answers?

Also, where are you from originally? DC? Midwest? The South?

Hedonist! Holy Texas Cow! We love your blog. Dudette, it’s full of sex! Holy shit. You’re getting laid more than us - well, wait, I should say me, my colleagues I don’t know about.

But what’s this about? I quote:

Shopping. Shopping. Shopping, OK. He wanted to take me shopping but where to go? Oh, there were so many places, as I live in an upscale region in the Northeast. Think. But what did I need? Did I really ?need? anything? No, but this was his game, this was his show, and who was I to argue about a gift?

Who was I to argue abou a gift? Oh, come on Hedonist, didn’t you just get done having sex with this dude? It seems that way from the link (the one that shows you in your panties?). And then he wants to take you shopping? Gift? Are you telling us, Hedonist, that you just didn’t get fucked and paid in some way? lol come on now girl, don’t b.s. us. Hey, we think this to be hilarious. We love it.

His game, his show, who was I to argue about a gift?

We’re going to write this line in, you don’t mind if we borrow it, do you?

Hedonist, why do you have links to The English Courtesan and Washingtonienne?

You do know what the word courtesan is, don’t you? Now, will your association by link with sluts brand you one, too, in the kingdom of DC Bachelor?

Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating. We’ll stop picking your brain now.

Don’t you see . . . that was HIS game, not mine. Read a little bit closer: Before we ever became sexually involved he offered to buy me something and I declined. If he and I had a business relationship, this would make me a lousy businesswoman because I gave up the goods without any expectation of “payment.” So I suppose the gifts qualify as “donations,” if we must be precise.

I take no responsibility for the mindset of the gentleman in question. He was obviously looking to treat me as a luxury consumable good. I discovered this after the fact, and his mindset is one of the main reasons I dumped him. His not-quite-sobriety was the other. Plus he looked like GW Bush. Face it, I simply could not continue down that path.

You must admit, the boots are pretty fierce though, eh? I haven’t even worn them, they just sit on my shelf as a testament to life’s folly. It was one interesting weekend and an entertaining story to boot (pun!). I have no complaints.

My girlfriend would kill for those boots, Hedonist. But unfortunately, I don’t make that kind of money and we don’t have that kind of relationship. The bitch can buy her own stuff. Just kidding.

But I question not taking responsibility. Stop rationalizing and as Cowgirl would say, Own up to it. Now, he looks like GW Bush? I thought you just said, “So I can freely reject the worthy and unattractive?” You discovered he looks like good ol’ GW after those boots?

Good one but we ain’t buying it! I had a girl do this to me once. When I actually had some money. We met when I was driving my dad’s BMW. So she thought I had some money. Once I spent a shitload on two dinners and she discovered I was a college student, she dropped me.

Now, what about those racy links?

To answer your question: I mix up my blogroll on principle to avoid turning my life into an echochamber. You’ll notice I also have the blogs of the fiercest, hairy-legged anti-porn, anti-prostitution lesbian-separatist feminists PROMINENTLY featured on my blog. Does that make me one?

Wow, if only I could invite my entire blogroll to a cocktail party. Wouldn’t that be interesting.

My blogroll is 95% female. I find that all women’s experiences are valuable and instructive, even if their choices give me pause. Notice the courtesans do not post their photos. EVER. They also have “straight” jobs to pay their bills (one of them is even an engineer). Therefore they can afford to only sleep with men they’re sexually attracted to, which eliminates much of the “ick” factor for me. I don’t approve of their cash-for-flesh exchanges with married men, but I find their life choices, and their stories, interesting. Straddling the edge, having it both ways. Fascinating.

For the record, I think GW Bush is handsome. I know, pass the barf bags, but his politics are what kill it for me. I tried not to hold the resemblance against Tex, and had the man not been otherwise defective I might have found a way to get past it. Twas not meant to be, though.

I know where the clitoris and labia are.

Hedonist, we’re stumped. You’re making excuse after excuse. We believe you’re secretly courting a desire to let go and fuck your brains out for all the gifts in the world. Again, not a criticism but this is one of those pot calling the kettle black moments.

You rationalizations are, They also have straight jobs, they do not post their photos, and they fuck men for money they are only attracted to.

Hey, I’ve got some swampland in Florida to sell you, I’ll be glad to exchange it for those boots - my girlfriend would fuck my brains out all night for those.

Oh wait, she already does because I’m one good looking dude lol

The stories are interesting, but do their lives adhere to your standards of empowering anymore than someone who didn’t eliminate what you would call the “ick” factor?

You would make a good politician, you sure know how to deftly avoid the subject!

Phil, very good Phil. Have you been practicing your alphabets on it?

Once you get that down, no chick will leave you.

And yes, I am a nudist and an exhibitionist. As a child my mother was never able to keep clothes on me. One of my first jobs out of high school was artist’s model. To me, nudity screams FREEDOM!

Just because a person likes to be naked and on display doesn’t mean s/he’s sexually indiscriminate. Not that there’s anything inherently wrong with being sexually indiscriminate if you WANNA be.

Only repressed people with dirty minds are confused by this.

Hey, wait a minute. What about Washingtonienne? Didn’t she get fucked up the ass for some quick cash?

We think it more hilarious that there are so many political fags in the closet around here, they would pay a hot chick to turn around and fuck her up the ass because they can’t come out and admit they’re smoking the pole.

Do I have to agree with a person’s life choices to have them on my blogroll? INTERESTING.

I actually don’t agree with their life choices. This doesn’t mean I can’t be entertained by them.

Hey, I’m late to the party, I don’t even know the history of the Washingtonienne. I was just entertained by her blog. Am I missing something important? Do tell!

Hedonist, not disputing your lifestyle choices, disputing your diatribe of other people’s choices and your sisterhood lecture. My sister was a psychology major, a great many things I learned about women I learned from my sister. She was also a beautiful woman who could wheedle men for whatever she wanted, but smart and brainy too.

One time I got mad and called her a slut. It didn’t have the intended results. Instead, she burst out laughing and explained to me why she wasn’t offended. From that point on, we had many discussions about the dynamics between men and women. She introduced me to erotic luminaries as Anais Nin and her contemporaries. If anything, she was the one who taught me how to be a man, how to approach women, and how to live authentically.

Maybe this prototype is based on my sister. I saw how other women were supremely jealous around her. Anyway, my sister passed away a long time ago. But she taught me many things.

I don’t know much about the Washingtonienne either except the fucking up the ass story. Is that true, people?

Read your blogroll sometime, Hedonist! lol

I’m originally from LA so I’m sure the story wasn’t as popular as it would be on this coast.

This is exhausting. I need to get back to writing.

Hedonistic, you seem smart but shallow. Is “attractiveness” your only criteria?

Anonymous, I checked up thread and I think you might have missed the whole point of my diatribe(s).

Jack, many different things make a man attractive to me. My post “Call to the Universe” from a few months ago should clear things up, if you’re that interested.

That was my point, exactly, we created a whole world and no one got it, either. A cursory glance does not entitle one to an opinion.

By the way, you handle yourself very nicely when under heat, Hedonist. Kudos to you.

I love your voodoo references. Let’s hope there aren’t any Puritans on this board ROTFLMAO! Hey, it IS like the Crucible.

Or anti fur people!

aging battleaxe feminist wrote:
“being concerned about the welfare of the female half of the human race”

too funny. hedonists care not for the welfare of half the population. a true libertine does not assume the mantle of protector of the weaker sex. you and the fundamentalists are of the same stock — you play the morality card when it suits your self bias which, in your case, is the growing fear that the more incessantly father time taps his watch the more disinterested men will be in your sex — the source of your diminishing power.

“They are not my meal ticket, so I can freely reject the unworthy and the unattractive.”

why do you presume that a woman exchanging her sex for material favors is not doing so freely?

“It makes me feel bad that many women in the world don?t have this freedom.”

urbancowgirl feels your contempt… er, pity.
that is not what gets under your skin. what burns is that a young hottie can play the game while for you the window has closed on all but the damaged goods.

btw, the ‘bzzt’ shit is so fucking 10 year old usenet. HTH.

Roissy, you must not be paying attention. Everything you just wrote was illogical, completely off-base and/or just plain untrue based on plain facts readily at hand.

I don’t even know where to begin, so I just wont. I won’t chop wood and carry water for you. Do your own research and get back to me when you’ve pulled your head out of your ass, and then we can talk.

tick, tock… tick, tock…

http://www.hedweb.com/hedethic/tabconhi.htm

For anyone out there who is interested in hedonistic theory.

(FWIW, I’m personally not interested in the artificial manipulation of mood, but otherwise I find the site fascinating! The global elimination of human suffering: What’s not to like?)

Holy crap this post has taken on a life of its own.

So WHAT happened here? Its a fake?

(could care less about everything else)

i’m thinking the girl is claiming it fake to cover her ass

covering her ass? for what. if what im reading here is accurate, big deal. so she has a few rich older dudes. man, did you people grow up in a small town or what? why are you obssessed with this?

i think theres more important news. Did you hear they found the missin student’s body from VA?

Hedonistic, I saw your post on what you are attracted to. I still have no understanding of like half the stuff you talk about. ;) Interesting though.

I know the girl in the photos. She is DC Urban Cowgirl. Her blog is not a fake — trust me. I don’t know who anonymously started posting this bullshit about a movie and a hoax, but that is a blog by a real DC girl. And, yes, she is a slut.

DC? Why did I think Texas? Reading comprehension problems, obviously. Blinded by the word “cowgirl.”

Hedon P., didn’t you read the crap on her blog about her wanting to go to Cafe Milano? Someone is seriously bored by posting all that shit about ‘movie scripts’ and ‘killing characters.’ This girl lives in Glover Park. I’ve seen her more than once at Two Amy’s. Whoever is “anonymously” posting these lies about this being a Blair Witch Project-esque script needs to move on to the next site to troll.

i don’t know if its real but that picture is lifted from another site. ive seen it somewhere, now how do we know that the person writing the blog, if its even real, is not using pictures lifted from another site?

did you know that some lady is suing the smokin gun for defamation because theu used her photo, accidentallly, for another story? the creater of that sight could get sued too I think. they should be real careful. im thinking it is lifted from somewhere because i hardly doubt the writer or writers would post their own pixs. think about it.

It looks like I’m gonna be able to tap after all. So someone knows this girl… Mmm… the plot thickens. DCB, we must get to the bottom of this.

Real or Fake Vagina?

The photo is from a Brazilian transsexual post op site!

Do we know if Hedonist’s photos are real?

The girl lives in Glover Park.

Bwahahahahahah you will never know!

I meant to write Urban Cowgirl lives in Glover Park. Don’t know about hedonistic.

I’m not from these parts; I’m only occasionally in DC on business. That’s why I didn’t catch the local references on UrbanCowgirl’s blog.

Why did DCB cave and remove the link? I guess he’s not the man I thought he was?

Pussy is a powerful bartering tool.

Spaniard, it’s only true when the pussy has the power to walk away from the bargain. When “Pussy” is hungry and the rent is due, who really has the power?

Food for thought.

I’m thoroughly confused. She writes about not wanting to use some guy who likes her, not wanting to go out on a trip with some guy who she doesn’t want to mislead, and she writes about her boyfriend and her love for him.

You people are in the twilight zone.

And in between that, Christianity?

You people are stupid.

If you want to judge based solely on an entry or two, it’s clear that Hedonist would take first prize for slut.

Is this the same “Anonymous” who pretended to be a filmmaker? Is your only point of trolling here to attack Hedonist? If so, you’re in the WRONG place. Go look up someone else’s skirt, dipshit.

“When ?Pussy? is hungry and the rent is due, who really has the power?”

she could always get a fucking job. like, you know, men need to do all the time.

drop the moral crusade, puritan. you’re not fooling anyone.

Again Roissy misses the point.

Brain damage?

Roissy, it might not occur to you that the face of poverty in America is mostly female, and that most of these women - gasp! - already have jobs. Millions of hardworking people still have difficulty making ends meet. Many turn to sex work in some shape or form.

It seems, despite your accusations re: my motives for posting here, that you’re the one who is really jealous of the so-called “power” a woman to barter her body for cash and durable goods. Let me see if I can make you feel better. A certain breed of man counts on the desperation of people willing to barter body parts in exchange for a handful of bills and a sandwich. Ladyparts have street value, but so do manparts! DC is swarming with jerks willing to pay to use people as consumable objects, and about 5% of them are GAY. Ask yourself how desperate you’d have to be to bend over for a man you do not find attractive at all. What “power” that is! Yay.

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Btw, JJ Binks, you go fug yourself. Hedonist can speak for herself. Her holier than thou attitude is B*S. I’ve never seen anyone in more denial than her. She must’ve forgotten about that thing she has called a *website*.

Note to class!

Authoritative = Holier Than Thou

But only if you have boobies! If you have a weenie, it makes you ALPHA.

Wooooooooooooooooooooo.

Get me laid, get me laid! I’m goin straight for the hymen godamnit.

The girl on the Urban Cowgirl website is a bonafide hooker. I know cuz I have paid her and fucked her.

no, authoritative makes you a schoolmarm, with or without tits.

class fucking dismissed.

Right, dude. Then that would make you a bonafide john. Can’t get pussy on your own without having to pay for it? Who is the one that is really pathetic now?

It’s true. BeenThereDoneThat called my agency and asked for a pre op. I sent over a young hairless Brazilian boy with breasts, only 22 years old. But the sick bastard bent him over and raped him without a condom. We called the police but they have yet to find him. Thanks for coming out and now we can assist them in locating the sick bastared.

These comments are boring (and too long to read) can someone (with obviously plenty of time on his/ her hands) please summarize? Or is it not even worth that much …

Here is the summary. Somebody is going to get sued for libel.

[…] So I had another date with Lunatic on Saturday night. Surf and turf at at a Japanese steak house and a movie. In honor of the sporty thread that transpired from being linked with DC Bachelor, I wore my new BOOTS! […]

I just realized something: My face appears in my sidebar essay “Who is the Hedonistic Pleasureseeker?” Fancy that, I’d forgotten. Oh well!

The “anonymous” urbancowgirl is responsible for 40+ comments in this thread.

Believe me she is far from anonymous

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