Remember Jessa? (She is on the left in this picture.) In April I met her for the first time and wrote about it here. According to her away message, she is either getting married right now or about to get married.

I wish her a successful marriage that lasts all of eternity.

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why weren’t you invited?

I think she and her bf eloped to Peru!

She is so hot…

Worrrrrd. Just for the record, Jessa is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen on or off the Internet who isn’t a major celebrity.