1. Banged. Girls I’ve had sex with. This collection reminds me that my pursuit of quality is a noble one. (Thank you Myspace and Friendster for helping round out this collection.)
2. Coulda woulda shoulda. Huge folder. Either these girls got away, wasn’t appreciating the game, or I lost interest before I could seal it. This folder reminds me of my potential.
3. Girls my friends have banged. Gigantic folder. I have it organized by each friend.
The number of girls probably reading right now that are in one of these three folders: 13.
The digital revolution is a glorious one.