AMBITION TO TAKE ME ON EXPENSIVE TRIPS

Stay far far away from any girl who mentions “ambition” as a quality she wants in men. She just wants to make sure you are making a future commitment to being materialistic like her.

Ambition does not get on her guy laundry list until about age 25, when she thinks she’s done letting guys bang her for free.

8 thoughts on “AMBITION TO TAKE ME ON EXPENSIVE TRIPS

  1. Greg

    so true. I would argue that you start to see ambitious surface on the very materialistic ones at the age of 20-21, but those are the moneywhores.

  2. Greg

    hilarious drawings by the way. I like how you deliberately keep to stick figures and matter of fact images. They’re hilarious (and in parallel help the dense ones understand 🙂 )

  3. Anonymous

    I hate to say it, but you have hit the nail on the proverbial head, my friend. The best is when they say, “Oh, I want security in my life,” when what they really mean is that they want a rich lawyer bf who drives a porsche. Sweet.

  4. Megan

    Ok, wait a minute. Are you living in the year 2005? Do all your female friends sit around all week painting their toenails and watching Days of Our Lives? Does ambition automatically equal consumerism?

    Do you really think that all women are after your money? I mean, seriously. Broaden your circle of friends. Drop the clique whining. And while you’re at it, get over yourself.

  5. Irina

    Actually ambition is so that you can make the money while she raises your babies. Any man who is anti-feminism should be prepared for this responsibility.

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