BROOKE SHIELDS IS JEALOUS

Tom Cruise is a douche, but he gets major props for dating Katie Holmes, no matter what has-been Brooke Shields says.

Shields had a ready tongue, hitting in Cruise?s relationship, by offering him a child ticket so he can take Holmes to see her in hit London musical Chicago. She says: “If he wants to see Chicago, I’ve left him two tickets – one adult, one child.”

Another attempt by older women to bring down their youthful counterparts. Why wouldn’t a guy want to date a girl in her 20’s twenties versus a 45 year old? There are exceptions and some women hold onto their looks into their 30’s, but most don’t. I lost count on how many times I met a hot girl’s mom and wondered if she was adopted. It just fades.

I go to the clubs and see a bunch of 28 year old women who still want to live like they are 20. When I was 22 and going out, I used to feel really insecure after an older woman asked me my age. I’d come up with funny responses so I wouldn’t be placed out the running for a chance with an older, experienced woman. But the past year I realized that the “older, experienced” thing is just another bogus myth I can erase from my head. It seems like the only girls who aren’t corrupted by the nightlife scene and Sex And The City are under 22.

As you get older the only thing you realize that has worth in this life is youth. Hope you didn’t waste yours.

74 thoughts on “BROOKE SHIELDS IS JEALOUS

  1. DCB Post author

    “It doesn?t take a special breed of woman to ride a cock with skill.” :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :thumbup:

  2. Deep Throat

    Dude WTF do you know about women other than what you see on TV. 15-20-25-50 it don’t matter. If i’m correct from reading your blog, you constantly reference the fact that you go out everynight to come home to bed “lonely” smelling like cigarettes. Bro stop, stick to what you know— Salads and Burgers. Leave the subject of women to the real men of dc. Coochie is Coochie.

  3. CatCiao

    I think the hardest working man in America James Brown set it straight when he sang:

    This is a man’s world, this is a man’s world
    But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl

    You see, man made the cars to take us over the road
    Man made the trains to carry heavy loads
    Man made electric light to take us out of the dark
    Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark

    This is a man’s, a man’s, a man’s world
    But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl

    Man thinks about a little baby girls and a baby boys
    Man makes then happy ’cause man makes them toys
    And after man has made everything, everything he can
    You know that man makes money to buy from other man

    This is a man’s world
    But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl

    He’s lost in the wilderness
    He’s lost in bitterness

  4. Anonymous

    DCB I’m starting to worry about you. Please check out blogger BossMack right away for sage wisdom.

  5. Johnny5

    I can’t help but laugh at all the anonymous haters who take this personally and jump to the defense of someone they don’t even know.

    “Tom Cruise is a douche”

    ^^ Did you all miss this part?

    Keep up the good work man.

  6. Mortis

    Haha, what the hell happened here? So, I’m scanning all the useless hating looking for comments by real people and BAM, out of no where, Marc is talking about riding old women hard and putting them away wet. Good stuff. HAHA!

    When did all these people come out the woodwork? They see mto belittle you, and yet they also seem to be genuinely insulted by the man they seem to look down upon. Huh.

  7. Marc

    Only someone who can’t lay the type of women he’s really attracted to would say, “Coochie is Coochie”.

  8. DCB Post author

    have you ever heard a man say the word coochie? i haven’t. that poster is definitely a 34 year old cat lady

  9. Anonymous

    An slang word (coochie) one doesn’t hear much anymore, I doubt that was 34 year old woman.

    The gypsy woman told my mother
    Before I was born
    I got a boy child’s comin’
    He’s gonna be a son of a gun
    He gonna make pretty women’s
    Jump and shout
    Then the world wanna know
    What this all about
    But you know I’m him
    Everybody knows I’m him
    Well you know I’m the hoochie coochie man
    Everybody knows I’m him

    I got a black cat bone
    I got a mojo too
    I got the Johnny Concheroo
    I’m gonna mess with you
    I’m gonna make you girls
    Lead me by my hand
    Then the world will know
    The hoochie coochie man
    But you know I’m him
    Everybody knows I’m him
    Oh you know I’m the hoochie coochie man
    Everybody knows I’m him

    On the seventh hours
    On the seventh day
    On the seventh month
    The seven doctors say
    He was born for good luck
    And that you’ll see
    I got seven hundred dollars
    Don’t you mess with me
    But you know I’m him
    Everybody knows I’m him
    Well you know I’m the hoochie coochie man
    Everybody knows I’m him

    Muddy Waters

  10. Anonymous

    Actually…I can’t imagine any woman referring to her stuff as “my coochie”. That’s like saying “my beaver”…definately a term only a man would use.

  11. Anonymous

    you will get old too. and, it is all in how much you want to hold onto your looks. do you think jennifer anniston is hot? how about raquel welch. Yet – look at brad pitt. not aging as well. look at a man at 20-30-40. many look pretty bad after the beers and wings that contributed to their 20/30s. when you are in your late 30’s, i want to reread your blog. perhaps the tone will change. and tom and katie – short-lived my man. they are just loving the sex right now.

  12. Anonymous

    you will get old too. and, it is all in how much you want to hold onto your looks. do you think jennifer anniston is hot? how about raquel welch. Yet – look at brad pitt. not aging as well. look at a man at 20-30-40. many look pretty bad after the beers and wings that contributed to their 20/30s. when you are in your late 30’s, i want to reread your blog. perhaps the tone will change. and tom and katie – short-lived my man. they are just loving the sex right now.

  13. Nica110

    What wouldn’t want a much younger women? There ARE guys out there who don’t. They are called “secure, quality guys”. Anyway Tom probably wasn’t PREFERRING a much younger woman, he just ended up finding one.

    WHO CARES if a 28-year old woman lives like she’s 20?! What the h— is the difference between 28 and 20 anyway? Who cares even if a 45 year-old woman lives like a 20-year old? You act as if there is some law or set of rules we don’t know about! And as for a lot of women losing their looks, well a lot don’t, too. Brooke Shields is 40 and still beautiful. I am 44 and still look good. Ever wonder why women don’t ususally want younger men, even though they may look better? Becuase they don’t have what they need emotionally, mentally, among other things! Men are just more immature. However, YOU, are clearly one of the most immature “men” I have ever seen. Plus chauvanistic, and stupid. Everything about you turns me off, and makes me want to vomit. And I’d feel that way about you at ANY age.

  14. Nica110

    As for Eugenius… I am 44 years old and have never in my entire life liked older guys, except for a couple years older. You have no idea what you are talking about.
    Plus,the only reason some of you guys get satisfaction from “manipulating” and “being in cotrol” of younger women, is because you are SUPER insecure, and are threatened by experience – you know you will be “judged”, and can’t handle it. Secure men PREFER more experienced women. Guys like you are the type I wouldn’t even say hello to.

  15. Nica110

    And to Aja: “Brooke Shields is just worn”. Have you SEEN her??!! If that’s worn, then we should all look half as “worn”!! I’ll bet she looks ten times better than you do!!

  16. Nica110

    As for MARC: you’re the type I would hate at any age and for every reason. You are probably super ugly and you are definitely VOMIT material, not to mention clearly a spineless wimp. “No Satisfaction” is clearly your middle name, and I’m quite sure that if I talked to those young girls you supposedly have sex with, they would have really uncomplimentary things to say about you and your performance. Oh, I just love idiots like you; there’s so much you don’t know and will begin to wonder about.

  17. Nica110

    All you idiots who say that the hate comments are coming from late 20’s -30 year olds, get this: I would hate you and tell you so at any age. At age 18 I hated insecure, wimpy, chauvanistic yet spineless men like you. That describes each idiot here who said something about “mad older women writing the posts”. Do you have anything intelligent to say? Obviously not. Ever read a book in your life? Already know the answer to that one.

  18. Tina

    Does anybody ever think about the time Brooke Shields and Michael Jackson were an “item?” What a laugh!

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