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DON’T FAKE, EAT CARROT CAKE

Carrot cake is the best cake that man has ever created. The brown sugar. The walnuts. The powdered sugar based frosting. And of course the carrots. They combine to form a synergy that is more potent than any alcohol and anti-depressant pill combination.

Before you hate, this piece is sloped because it was at the edge.

I started giving pieces of the cake away (Spaniard was fortunate enough to have two), but it was so good that I stopped telling people about it until it was all gone. Only 400 calories per serving.

 
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6 Comments »
Dre
7 years ago

Yes I agree, that is some delicious shit, even if it looks a bit ghetto

7 years ago

Looks FANTASTIC. Is it just a confectioners sugar base or did you use a cream cheese too? A cream cheese frosting with a good carrot cake is ORGASMIC.

7 years ago

powdered sugar, cream cheese, and softened butter. it was pretty hard to mix

7 years ago

Carrot cake is the shizzle. But the best evAR? No, that’s cheesecake.

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