As a young man at age 22, I was getting so many hot girls that I had to push them away due to performance issues. For instance take one of my most memorable conquests in the red below:

While the look on me face looks like that of shock (looks eerily familiar to this emoticon: :surprised:), it is actually one of intense anticipation for the hot sex that I knew would follow. I guess my peak has passed because I haven’t been able to top girls like that, but at least I do have many good memories of grabbing hold of so much substance. So much…