We expect clubs to be boring so lately we’ve been bringing our own entertainment. Insmonia brought his latest issue of Redbook, which he is a loyal subscriber to.

After reading about ways to be seductive, he decided to try some moves on a real-life woman. It involved clothing removal and deep stares.

We hit up this new club called Club Utility in Adams Morgan. I like it because none of you yuppies have found it yet, but now since the name is out there I have to stop going. I like how they give extra large pieces of lime (noticeable in the picture below).

There is a big minimalist movement going on with some club owners. All that wallpaper and fancy Ikea furniture shit is on the way out in favor for a more real environment.

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I’m not a yuppy. I keeps it real. Or something.

re: the minimalist movement. I guess it’s cool if you like the rundown basement feel. Not really my cup of tea, though.

very creative with the pics and and interesting story ahaha

And did the Redbook moves work??

you should know better by now. save that stuff for your own blog, though no one will probably read it.

i called that shit first

it’s bananas… b-a-n-n-e-d

Oh snap! Recognize.

Id be intimidated by the bouncers at club utility

Why?

Oh jeez I got banned. Whatever will I do?
Mass

inSOMnia - we love you so much that you wouldn’t need to read Redbook to score us habibi (well you are Persian so you aren’t really a true habibi you are the perisan version)

i meant persIan version

Mass banned? Not to worry, I was banished from here once, but returned during a general amnesty.

LOLO isthat you from lebanon.? Habibi nour ain

I’m confused. Isn’t Redbook a women’s magazine? Wouldn’t their seduction tips be for women?

Club Utility is not real.

yes it is. not like its the utility room to Leftbank or anything.

:laugh:

I know a lot of people who searched far and wide for “Club Utility”