There is now a brand new DC crew to provide an alternative to other groups such as the Washington Socialites and Cleaveland Park Men’s Club. Those two clubs are fine for yuppie city-dweller’s, but they lack one important ingredient: keepin’ it real. So without further delay, introducing the…
DC PLAYER HATERS
We specialize in objective observation (i.e. hating) of fake people in their natural habitat — the club. Each member brings a special type of hateration to the crew.
I specialize in hating on people who try too hard to be cool, like the girls who dance on club couches.
Eugenius’ specialty is hating on the “fake bitches” that front in the club.
VB hates on the supposed wannabe ballers who can’t hold a candle to his true player pimp status flame.
Our resident metrosexual, Insomnia hates on the whack-ass styles that the DC people try to show off in the club. His critique of the trucker hat style was known before Ashton Kutcher ever made it popular. He is not gay.
Spaniard is unique in that his hating is directed at only one person: the DJ. Spaniard can only nod his head sideways at the constant trainwreck mixes that DC DJ’s have to offer.
Right now you are probably wondering, “Okay great, four amazing guys who are going to hate on people. Is that all this crew is about?” Of course not. We plan on crashing several parties throughout the summer to bring class and excitement to otherwise lame events. If you would like your party to be good for a change, we are available for bookings. We predict that DC PLAYER HATERS party appearances will offer a 600% increase of your normal party attendance… of 12 people.