On Tuesday I caught one of the first episodes of the new Real World and all I can say is AWESOME.
1. The white frat boy Danny is not too bright. He decides to wander the streets of Austin while drunk, yelling and just being all white guy like, and then proceeds to get knocked the fuck out. The doctor said he needs facial reconstructive surgery… and this is on that second day they are there. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!!
2. I don’t usually go for blonde’s, but the blonde is hot as hell. Holy crap I had a wet dream that night. (Well I hope it was a wet dream.) In scenes from future episodes, we see that she hooks up with the facial reconstructive guy. Talk about rubbing salt on the wound. :sob:
3. The token black guy of the cast is way too nice; he willingly takes more disrespect than telemarketers. The Peruvian got drunk and tried to hit him and he just tries to run away like a little bitch. He’s not going to get any action from the girls (even the pasty white girl who you know no one is going to like).
I love watching Real World because I fantasize about having a life where I don’t have to worry about anything but drinking and hooking up with my roommates. Sucks I’m too old to even apply to be on the show… might as well just kill myself.