I feel like my whole family has let Furball down: “We’ve had our fun with you for 13 years but no one can take care of you anymore.” Thankfully he’s going to a really good home, where he will get more attention from girls then I ever will.

Daily pillow hump.

Sleeping on my monitor.


The weekend was made even worse on Saturday night when Vodka Boy took me to Hardware Bar in York, Pennsylvania. I’ve never seen so many mullets, white sneakers, and old-style film cameras in my life.

Cafe Citron on Thursday night was more fun. I wonder if it was fun for Eugenius…

I signed up to Flickr a while ago and have been uploading most of my photos there. Some of the photos you’ve seen, some you haven’t.

POSTSCRIPT: I would have never thought that my cat would be living (temporarily) with the Athens girls. What a cruel world, though it’s kinda funny that he’s getting DC blog love. :amused:


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  2. CrazyGirl

    Ah yes….there always seem to be a plethora of mullets, white sneakers, and old school film cameras to be seen in PA. I went with a friend to her hometown, Levittown, PA, and there were mullets everywhere. I felt like I had gone through a time warp back to the 80s.

  3. Liz

    You went to a bar in York, PA, and saw mullets, etc…

    …and you’re surprised??

    Sorry to hear that you have to give your cat away, but that’s good that he will be taken care of. What a face on that one, so cute. 🙂

  4. Andy

    York hardware bar is the tackiest place i’ve ever been. I wanted to kill myself every second I spent in there.

  5. Washington Cube

    Andy raises an interesting blog idea. A list of ten bars where you wanted to kill yourself, or undergo a massive delousing/deprogramming [to forget])after leaving them, they were so horrible. :shudder:

  6. Liz

    I can name a bar that I wanted to kill myself in:


    I woulda had more fun sticking my head in a heated oven.

  7. Liz

    Not to mention the Hot 99.5 shit blasted all night long. I hope that place burns to the ground.

  8. Andy

    Seriously though, who the FUCK wants to go to a bar that’s decorated like a home depot and plays their music 10x too loud?

  9. Marc

    Chicks boobs would be so much hotter if she had a size 2 waist.

    Oh, and if her face didn’t look like Veruca Salt

  10. Liz

    I’m currently working at an office that’s right around the corner from Hammerjack’s. I get to see the dump every day on my commute to work. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

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