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FURBALL THE CAT

We have to give away the family house cat. I can’t have pets, my dad is moving out of the country, and my mom is moving in with her sister who has a cat-killer dog.

Furball is mixed Persian and Himalayan, neutered, house-trained, and 13 years of age. He’s a little obese but his health is perfect and he requires little daily maintenance other than feeding and grooming. His favorite activity is chasing a red laser point.

I really want a loving home for him (no crazy cat lady’s) so if you are interested or knows anyone that want to adopt this gorgeous fluffy beast, let me know. I’m open to letting you try him out for a test drive to see if your personalities are compatible.

 
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13 Comments »
natty_g
6 years, 11 months ago

That sucks, dude. I’m allergic, or else I’d help you out.

6 years, 11 months ago

OH MAN… How adorable! I love cats. I’m moving into a new place at the end of the summer (I think…) so I couldn’t take him until then, but if you find someone who can keep him for a few months, I would gladly take him off their hands when I get a new, cat friendly place!

inSOMnia
6 years, 11 months ago

look at that pus

6 years, 11 months ago

ok, so all kidding aside - my family runs a non-profit animal rescue facility (PAWS). we find homes for abused and abandoned cats including providing medical care and proper matches for housing. however, i’m actually in the market for a fluffy beast myself and i’m of course i’m an animal lover to the max not to mention a certified vet-tech with pet health insurance registered in my name. i’m a good mommy, but i could also find a good loving home with a family very easily (we have a waiting list for sweet orange cats actually)

call my cell phone or email me/IM me: JeffriesZoo

6 years, 11 months ago

Jessa, I am furry and can dye my hair orange.

PS: I like my tummy rubbed.

Ned
6 years, 11 months ago

Bummer you lose your cat, man

6 years, 11 months ago

oh yeah fool- my email is beetlejess@hotmail.com or jwerner@aqua.org and if you want email me/IM me for my cell # (JeffriesZoo)

Eric
6 years, 11 months ago

poor furball :(

Anonymous
6 years, 11 months ago

That Jessa is just looking for live fish food. Don’t.

6 years, 11 months ago

Oh, chamudah! It’s adorable!
I would totally take the kitty in if it weren’t for the fact that my complex is pet-prohibitive.
Pooh.

6 years, 11 months ago

why is that thing so fat

vb
6 years, 10 months ago

you cant give furball away.

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