I’m ready for the blogger happy hour tomorrow. I have decided not to be too fashionably late because I want to be there to catch all the drama (or be able to take part in it). As these happy hours get big – like I think tomorrow’s will be – the odds of two people who bashed each other publicly showing up is high. What we really need is a huge nerd to bring his laptop and wireless internet so we can live blog this bitch. I can see it now…
8:15PM: A group of four hot girls surround DCB, taken back by his charm and furry good looks.
8:43PM: Kathryn, obviously intoxicated, gets up on the bar and starts dancing. Is quickly escorted out by security.
9:05PM: A small group arrives with paper bags on their heads. Runs out after anonymously bashing several of the attendees.
Relevant info: My favorite drinks are Vodka & Soda and Screwdrivers, though I would accept White Russians. Please, no rail vodka.