A recent study has been done to determine the severity of premature ejaculation in American males. The scientists gave females a timer to calculate how long it took until their partner blasted. How humiliating for the guys. They were probably pumping away while their girlfriend stared at the clock wondering when it would be over. There are some things that would make me last a while in bed, and a girl with a timer in her hand would definitely be one of them. My parents watching would be the other.
About 200 of the men in the study suffered from premature ejaculation, they found. A man with the condition took 1.8 minutes to ejaculate after beginning intercourse compared to 7.3 minutes for most of the men.
I guess my average of 26.8 minutes is pretty good then.
There are all types of myths on why you are a two-pump chump, like you’re jerking off too much or watching too much porn, but I think it’s really due to being too sensitive from not jerking off enough. Next time a girlfriend catches you in the act just say you’re doing it to better please her. But if you’re sister catches you when you’re jerking because you thought she was at basketball practice and would call you when she needs a ride, tell her it’s her fault for not knocking on the door when porn was obviously playing in the background. “I thought you were doing push-ups.” Right.