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HOT MONKEY SEX

Did you know that straight men are only aroused by human females, but straight women, on the other hand, are equally aroused by all kinds of sexual activity?

Yes, it’s true. According to researchers, if you pop in a DVD of ANY kind of human sexual activity – including lesbian, heterosexual and homosexual male sex – your girl will most likely go wild. Play a video that features a big climatic gorilla orgy and she’ll get beastly freakay watching that, too.

I wanted to test this theory … but I could not find one monkey sex video. However, I did find a very primitive smilie in DCB’s library that totally turned me on:

:tard:

Yeah. Baby.

 
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15 Comments »
DC Reader
8 years, 11 months ago

That’s it .. I’m done. Someone please wake me up when DCB gets back from vacation.

MM = weak, at least DCB takes articles, news etc. and relates them to everday life (with of course his own spin) … I get nothing, nothing from this … over and out until DCB returns.

– signing off -

8 years, 11 months ago

It’s only Tuesday and people are signing off?

She had a link for crying out loud!!

8 years, 11 months ago

:banana:

new p
8 years, 11 months ago

yep im out

haha
8 years, 11 months ago

liars.

Liz
8 years, 11 months ago

you want hot action MM?

http://www.meatspin.com

there you go.

:P

8 years, 11 months ago

Hang in there MM, I agree with that observation. Women can be very freaky and I love it!!!

Eugenius
8 years, 11 months ago

I actually like this post………..i think its funny…..its not hard to read and has an interesting point……too many times we try to be insightfull, so once in a while something like this is a good refresher….after reading your post..made me want to test out this theory…..hmmmm

8 years, 11 months ago

I dunno – I think it’s more about whether the woman is getting off or not that makes it hot.

8 years, 11 months ago

Does this work for males also??

deadlink
8 years, 11 months ago

STOP POSTING

8 years, 6 months ago

Dude I like it all.
Notable exceptions:
double penetation/anal = pain = not hot
bestiality = sorry, i no like monkey sex, and i’ve seen it
man on man penetration = GROSSSSSSSS

Anonymous
7 years, 9 months ago

way…

Anonymous
6 years, 1 month ago

Ummm. bestiality is gross but really, whatever makes you happy. I am not the moraility judgle.

ignissutt
5 years, 11 months ago

Thanks the author!