So Kelly is back from her internet downtime, bringing us amusing pictures of talentless Tara Reid and how her new flame is embarrassed to be seen with her.

In the comment section of that post I wrote:

she’s the girl that is good in bed but you’re embarrassed to introduce to your friends

Less than an hour later, an “Anonymous” hater comes in:

It’s kinda like dating a DJ. It’s cool at parties and the free entrance to clubs is nice…but you’re embarrassed to tell your friends and colleagues.

I read this and figured it for a girl I didn’t know, because the person assumes I actually get gigs. I respond with maximum hateration:

It’s kinda like dating a vapid socialite wannabe. All you gotta do to keep getting sex is hold her hand into lame parties that anyone with decent looks can schmooze their way into.

I didn’t expect a response because when I turn the hateration up to the max, there is not much you can come back with, except with something lame. It came:

You know what’s sadder than a “vapid socialite wannabe,” DCB?

The lame ex-boyfriend who can’t stop stalking her.

Yup. If she’s so lame and vapid, then pack it up, move it out, and go post something on your less popular, less entertaining, less funny site.

:laugh:

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your comebacks were awesome

“she?s the girl that is good in bed but you?re embarrassed to introduce to your friends”

Kinda like a moped, fun to ride til your friends see…

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Kinda like a moped, fun to ride til your friends see…

I love ATHF…

those were some pretty wicked burns, man. Chick probably didnt even see it coming.

She lives in a false reality.

Keep on truckin…………….

Wow. I love internet drama. It’s so… important.

But your site is way more entertaining and witty.

why you hatin’ on dat gurl? She dump you or something? Sounds like sour grapes to me. She’s a hottie!

I have never met her, but judging from her site she comes off very pretentious. So if this is true, can’t say I blame ya for not dating her anymore.

Hateration to the nth degree. Witty comeback–and he scores!

Obviously the person who is responding on kellys page is kelly. Kelly we know you post comments on your own posts with different names to get people to comment

DCB is not hating on me. He is just poking fun.

that’s a novel definition of “poking fun”.

other than linking to a post kelly wrote, i didnt even mention anything about her. it’s like you people WANT me to hate on her. im not, so calm down