In the comment section of that post I wrote:
she’s the girl that is good in bed but you’re embarrassed to introduce to your friends
Less than an hour later, an “Anonymous” hater comes in:
It’s kinda like dating a DJ. It’s cool at parties and the free entrance to clubs is nice…but you’re embarrassed to tell your friends and colleagues.
I read this and figured it for a girl I didn’t know, because the person assumes I actually get gigs. I respond with maximum hateration:
It’s kinda like dating a vapid socialite wannabe. All you gotta do to keep getting sex is hold her hand into lame parties that anyone with decent looks can schmooze their way into.
I didn’t expect a response because when I turn the hateration up to the max, there is not much you can come back with, except with something lame. It came:
You know what’s sadder than a “vapid socialite wannabe,” DCB?
The lame ex-boyfriend who can’t stop stalking her.
Yup. If she’s so lame and vapid, then pack it up, move it out, and go post something on your less popular, less entertaining, less funny site.