I’ll just come right out and say it: all I think about is the man sausage.
I don’t know how I’ve managed to hide it from you guys for so long. More than a year ago, I figured a good way to cover-up my homosexuality was to create a blog where I just write about women. It worked. Unfortunately a bit too well, because when I try to get it on with other gay men, they don’t believe that I’m really gay. They think I’m just trying to get content for my blog.
Proof of my staunch homosexuality:
Me and my Russian gay lover, before I dumped him
I like men. In fact, I’m with a man right now. His name is Javiar Gutierrez, and he is exotic and fun. Why else would you think I’m learning Spanish? I’m only doing it for my amor. The blog title change that you see above is indicative of big content changes on this blog. Finally I can stop pretending that I don’t care about style or eyebrow plucking.
Me = :gay:
P.S. I love Destiny’s Child.