I’M NEW ON THE SCENE

I used to write offensive articles for Kelly, a girl who I used to date and still keep in touch with, though through electronic means like e-mail and the comment sections of our web pages. After opening this site, it was hard to continue writing for her since my creative genius can only be spread so thin. She understood, so it was no big deal that I was removed as contributor.

Shortly after that she removed the link to my page (making me calculate how much I have to spend at Indeblue to be considered cool again), the link resurfaced in the “About Us” section:

DJ Rocking Horse is one of the jerkiest Washington Socialites of all. He is very independent and doesn’t let anyone get in his way when he is about to do something. DJ Rocking Horse is very usually compatible with people, but don’t get on his bad side. He has his own blog: DCBachelor.com.

Since it was a funny introduction I didn’t mind that my link was buried where no one would actually see it. That didn’t last long though, I’m now in the “New on the scene” section. Ouch. You’d think the seconds hours of pleasure I gave her would be good enough for a better category. So to punish her and make her really upset, I’ve taken down her link. Hey Kelly, say goodbye to the 5 visitors I send to you each day.

13 thoughts on “I’M NEW ON THE SCENE

  1. DC Playa

    “You?d think the hours of pleasure I gave her would be good enough for a better category.”

    First of all, you forgot a question mark.

    Second, yeah, I heard you two did date for a few hours. Well before she found out you were a phony.

  2. Hush Puppy

    Whoa, DC Playa! Hope you can back up that charge, callin da bachelor a phony! I think the facial hair on his chin is avante garde so you better have proof!

  3. Anonymous

    If you’re criticizing his grammar, of all things, you might at least want to be right.

  4. Numbers

    Hey I tried looking up your Alexa rankings but you are not on the charts anymore. What happened?

  5. Tara

    I’m sure you’ll miss your association with the page that keeps track of the Twinkie’s birthday.

  6. J.P.

    “Second, yeah, I heard you two did date for a few hours. Well before she found out you were a phony.”

    What are you her boyfriend?? LOL.

  7. Anonymous

    somehow genie,emulator,adjoined.bellyache?patrol – Tons of interesdting stuff!!!

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