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INTRODUCING DC BACHELOR MAGAZINE

Check newsstands this week for the premiere issue. Here’s the cover:

 
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32 Comments »
10 years ago

This could be a hot seller. You should price at $4.99 or so. Also include your drawings and at least one porn review. Let me know if I may assist.

Eugenius
10 years ago

nice…..finally something to read.

The Senator
10 years ago

This will be handy in the lavatory at the CP Boys Club.

TheMaDDAsIaN
10 years ago

Yes something interesting to read to get by the day.

new p
10 years ago

i’ve seen those pictures you have posted of yourself – being the open blogger that you are. are you sure you’re qualified for that particular brand of fashion advice?

LaLa
10 years ago

Love-o-meter tippin’ the scales today on my love-hate relationship with reading DCB. Better than the yawnfest they’ve got going on at the CPMC’s “best practices” department.

The Senator
10 years ago

Why new p DCB is perfectly great for fashion advice. Look at us we all wear our Polo’s and Khakis while we prance around Dupont Circle. :gay:

10 years ago

Oh, wow, those fake senator comments just never get old. It was soooo funny the first thousand times, and IT’S STILL FUNNY. Oh my, what a hoot. I’m in stitches, really.

Insipidly dumb comments aside, this was a great post.

10 years ago

I think giving the CPMC the CP Boys Club moniker is still giving them too much credit, you enabler you.

Beautiful post DCB.

FYI: Age of consent is 16 in the DC. DC Law ? 22-4101, paragraph, uh, 3…I think.

10 years ago

I think the title for your magazine should be:

DC Bachelor – I’m single, I’m insensitive and I’m going to blame my issues on American women because they won’t date me.

Dre
10 years ago

16!?!?!?!

High school sophomores here I come!

10 years ago

I think you mean 22-3001(3).

vb
10 years ago

creative.

Anonymous
10 years ago

I think a more appropriate title would be

DC Bachelor: I like to come up with pseudo-controversial rants and graphics so that people will pay attention to me.

Really?this is getting a little desperate.

10 years ago

“Really?this is getting a little desperate.”

your first monkey comment on my site was in june. you read me everyday… multiple times. you care about me, my thoughts, and my opinions.
i bring entertainment into your obviously boring existence. who is the desperate one again? you have just one IP, so banning you would be very easy.. and enjoyable.

and chase, you’re really close to the ban as well. i don’t care for your constantly negative comments and i don’t remember when you’ve written something intelligent here. IF YOU DONT LIKE ME, DONT READ ME. your obsession with me is scary

Sudamericana
10 years ago

Anonymous,

As hard as I try, I really do not understand people who complain about somebody craving for attention while at the same time they give him such attention by not only reading, but also commenting on his blog.

It doesn’t make much sense to me.

Sudamericana
10 years ago

DCB, seems you read my mind. I read your comment just seconds after submitting mine. I couldn’t agree more.

10 years ago

Thank you, RCR. I can barely read much less research legal documents. And I plargarized my way through college.

If you can’t playa hate nice, don’t playa hate at all.

10 years ago

First of all, I have made positive/neutral comments on your blog, DCB.
I have even commented on how much I enjoy your blog…despite the fact that I don’t always agree with your opinions.
However, if you feel the need to ban me because I don’t consistently agree with you…then that is your perogative.
I just find it interesting that you want to ban people that don’t sing your praises all the time.
But like I said, it’s your blog…do as you must.

10 years ago

Oh and for the record:
I never said that I didn’t like you blog…quite the contrary.
Also, I am not obsessed with you,(Please). Your blog is one of many that I frequent. I comeback often because 1.) I am interested in what you are blogging about. 2.) I enjoy reading the comments. 3.) I read blogs to pass the time at work and yours is in my rotation.

Liz
10 years ago

OMGWTFLOLBBQ~!!!!

fighting on teh intarweb roolz.

inSOMnia
10 years ago

very creative and funny dishwasher

10 years ago

Don’t lie fuckin’ dood. I don’t believe for a second that you are publishing a periodical, this is meant to be funny right? I’ll believe you when I can order a subscription, otherwise this is a joke right!??! Either put up or shut up. Who’s your publisher?

Liz
10 years ago

Hey Mattb79:

Did you also know the word ‘gullible’ isn’t in the dictionary LOLBBQ!!!one

Johnny5
10 years ago

Neither is LOLBBQ!!!one 😛

Liz
10 years ago

um. yeah. try again.

thankyoudrivethrough. 😀

Johnny5
10 years ago

She says: ?um. yeah. try again.”
What she really means: ?You’re a true genius of comedy, god I’m wet”

Liz
10 years ago

OMGHI2U!!!!

Anonymous
10 years ago

dcb’s tiny fragile ego will not permit non-praising comments. he likes controversy only when it takes the form of people sucking up to him. he bans critics, but allows sick bastards who talk about women like a rapist would to stay. fitting, I guess, for a controlling guy who threatens to ban even those who like him for posting one critical remark . . . but only after humiliating them first.

Anonymous
10 years ago

isnt’ that how saddam hussein works?

Anonymous
10 years ago

you have the tiniest penis. that is so obvious.

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