I THOUGHT I’D NEVER HAVE TO APPROACH A WOMAN AGAIN

I was being considered a possible subject of an upcoming print magazine feature. The lunch was scheduled. Unfortunately, I get an e-mail the same day I FedEx’d the forms back:

…the higher-ups at *** actually got around to looking at your site … and decided that it wasn’t their flavor of ice cream.

Big surprise. Because of this I will be making some changes to the site. Here are things I will be talking more of:

Puppy dogs
Ice cream
My respect of all women
Lovemaking
Fine dining and stylish clothing
Exciting manly things, like rock climbing and mountain biking

This will replace the keepin’ it real mentality that has brought you the utter truth for so long.

The magazine’s circulation: 3+ million and falling. :whip:

5 thoughts on “I THOUGHT I’D NEVER HAVE TO APPROACH A WOMAN AGAIN

  1. V

    Thank god you are going to start talking more about puppies, it was one of those things we were all thinking, but no one was saying.

    Can you also work in how much Valentine’s Day means to you and how you keep it in your heart all year round? Thanks.

  2. Liz

    Please tell me you’re joking. If not, that’s the gheyest shit I’ve ever heard…

  3. Anonymous

    No no you have it all wrong for blog popularity. You need to focus on political sex scandals preferably of the anal variety.

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