MY HATERS ARE ALSO MY MOST FREQUENT VISITORS

It’s unfortunate I have to make a post about this but some of the yuppies who read this page don’t get it.

I do this page for fun because I like writing. Why would I tolerate someone who comments on my site with the sole intent of being a dick? There is a difference between not agreeing with what I said (see any politics post) and just trying to personally attack me or someone else.

If you are a loser and make loser comments, you will first get moderated. Is that comment you posted a couple hours not showing up? It’s because I deleted it. I’ll give you a second chance too in case you didn’t catch it the first time, but the third time you get banned.

If you start a comment with “I’m not trying to hate but…” that means you are trying to hate. Trolls never use their real name because they know me and are too cowardly to say things to my face. They’re the guys I see in the clubs who come up to me trying to be all cool asking me to introduce them to my lady friends.

It’s like a guy coming to my house for a party and taking a dump in the corner of my living room. I would not invite him again. And I probably wouldn’t invite his friends either.

12 thoughts on “MY HATERS ARE ALSO MY MOST FREQUENT VISITORS

  1. CruelHazel

    What it comes down to is that it’s your site and you decide it’s content. If people don’t like it, they can fuck off. It’s your right. At least you’re upfront about it.

  2. James

    “I’m not trying to hate but?” Really, that is so true. I mean not just for hating, but everything. Like when someone says, “I’m not being a racist or anything, but…(insert ridiculously racist statement here).”

    At least you’re worthy of inspiring hate 🙂

  3. Liz

    I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I don’t know you but I hate your guts. I hope everything bad in life happens to you, and nobody else…

    …the Player Haters Ball is one of my fave skits from Chappelle’s Show. 🙂

  4. Anonymous

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