My former college advisor is in today’s Post.
So great is student interest in learning how to talk intelligently about such matters that each semester, Sawyer’s course [human sexuality] has a waiting list of 100 students or more. This means most of the students are seniors, who get first pick, rather than freshmen, who might benefit more from the course.
The only way you could have gotten in his class is if you were a fifth year senior. Punishment went to those who finished college within four years.
One of my high school English teachers was in the Post a couple years ago. If only he could see my writing now.