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Everyone knows a girl who is a size queen. There is at least one in every social circle. I’ve had the privilege of meeting girls before they became size queens, giving me a raw look into their development.

At first, the size queen doesn’t realize she likes size. This is probably because she has been with men who are average. She has been satisfied in the bedroom and may even please herself with an extra big black dildo, but size is still not high up on what she wants from a man. Then she meets a guy who is big, whether it be girth or length, and she realizes that the extra size has its benefits. She likes the idea of working with something large – having “something big in my hands” – moreso than the extra sexual pleasure it may or may not bring. It’s mostly mental. It’s an emotional attachment similar to how people obsess over consumer products. For instance you may be a person who swears by a morning cup of coffee from Starbucks. It’s not necessarily the best coffee, but you have developed an unreasonable attachment to it for reasons which are ultimately minor, like convenience or consistency.

Once the size queen gets a taste of this large size, she hypes it up and discusses it with her friends. In a sort of groupthink, these girls come to the conclusion that bigger is better. Then the stereotyping begins. She looks at her big stud and tries to classify him to help her identify what other guys are big. Maybe he has big hands, a strong bone structure, or he comes from a specific background. If her stud was Ukrainian, she will start to think of Ukrainian guys a little bit differently. Her next hook-up may very well be a Ukrainian to see if her crude stereotype holds. It usually will not because her small sample size of one is not predictive.

The next step is inevitable. I have seen it several times with my own eyes. She will date a black guy for the first time. The stereotype that black guys are big is extremely powerful in this culture. I knew a girl in college who was obsessed with size. First she started dating tall guys and guys with odd features. Then she devised theories on how to tell size without touching. Many years after college word came back that she exclusively dates African men. Very large African man. She is just one example of many. It is after the black man that she knows once and for all if her obsession is real or fleeting. Most girls realize that their adventure with size was only short-term, something fun and exciting like riding one of those roller coasters that blasts you from 0 to 60 in 3 seconds. They revert and place things like cars and money back on their list of most desired qualities. But how about the other girls, the 20% that realize they need it big? Well, they need big for life.

P.S. I’m huge.

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9 years, 3 months ago

“P.S. I?m huge.”

I’m not, but I’ve found that buying a woman a house will make her over look that. Seriously, women will always place public status and a fat bank account over bedroom performance. Buy her lots of pretty crap and she’s yours forever. Why else would diamonds be so high on every woman’s wish list?


9 years, 3 months ago

This is simplistic. Women I have come across would definitely prefer a guy who’s good in bed over a guy with a big dick if that’s all they know about the guy.
Although size does matter, it really only makes a difference in the extreme (micropenis vs porn star big) and even then, if the porn star doesn’t know how to please a woman, it won’t get him much milleage in the long run.
It’s like saying a hummer is a good car because it’s twice the size of a normal car. Most people would still go for a Ferrari.

9 years, 3 months ago

Agree with Blueberry–Size is Impt but just as Impt as performance. No one wants one that is so big its hurt but also not so small that your not aware you are having sex.

TC–Again, who are these women you people hang out with? Bedroom performance is WAY more impt than diamonds. I need to find you a lady that likes sex.

Hideki Tojo
9 years, 3 months ago

TC — What’s the air like on your planet? Have fun buying her expensive shit while she gets the ass knocked out of her by the Puerto Rican pool boy.

9 years, 3 months ago

Nice. That’s the best post I’ve seen in 3 weeks.

I’m average, but I own a boat, so that makes up for it.

9 years, 3 months ago

Hahahahaha shows you how divorced I am from popular culture: I thought a “size queen” was a fat chick. Oh well! :laugh:

In fact, I’m working on a “does size matter?” essay right now. With pictures! LOL! I’m also working the size issues into my “Porn Queen” series.

I had an opportunity to bed a gorgeous African American gentleman a few weeks ago. I had other reasons for declining, but once I heard about his nine inches I disqualified him FOR LIFE.

From the looks of the porn that’s been inflicted on my poor eyes as of late, it seems men are obsessed with black men with white women. And butt sex. What’s with the butt sex? Don’t get me started. Bottom line is that, for the most part, THIS IS A MALE OBSESSION. :tard: Women couldn’t give two shits, as long as it’s big enough to feel. Too much size is a turnoff. :shudder:

A woman will take a gentle, persistent tongue over an outsized penis any day of the week. Trust me on this.

9 years, 3 months ago

Size may matter to some women, but in the end it is not the deciding factor. If getting her ass knocked out by the pool boy was such a big deal, then she would give up the house with the pool and move into his studio apartment. Instead she always stays with the ‘short round’ husband, nice house, lots of bling, 900 DishTV channels and the fat bank accounts. Pool boy gets shown the door at the end of the summer. End of story.

Having been married twice and had more tail in between than I can remember, I can school all of you on this.


9 years, 3 months ago

Omg…..No you just didn’t use the Mandingo Theory…..Omg…….

I always thought white chicks were attracted to the brahs because they danced better………..but this just puts my theory out the window. Although the advantage is slowly shrinking for Brahs thanks to new technology. You know that they have a pump that can be inserted to blow up the penis to a certain size. Its true… can also use it to blow up your reeboks if they are getting low on air.

9 years, 3 months ago

DCB, I didn’t know you are African!

9 years, 3 months ago

A woman will take a gentle, persistent tongue over an outsized penis any day of the week. Trust me on this.
Thats a lie….Women want jumbo ball park franks..make no mistake about it. I hear it all the time from them, oral isn’t big anymore to them. I’ll even show you my unscientifical gallup poll to prove it. So you got scared of 9 inches huh…I mean technically he wouldn’t have given you all 9..You could of negotiated like a “Take” limit.
But I agree with you about IR porn is blowing up and Anal…Anal is nastiness…

9 years, 3 months ago

Sorry O Face, I’m the Hedonistic Pleasureseeker; tis my nature to seek pleasure and avoid pain.

9 years, 3 months ago


Seriously, you’d buy love?

Man, that’s some whippage

9 years, 3 months ago


You buy love too, you just don’t admit to it. Any time a guy spends money on a woman (i.e. dinner, movies, dates, etc.) and she has sex with you then you paid for the sex. It’s not any different than if you and she had agreed on a price before you had sex. It is just a different form of payment.

If went over to her place and programmed her VCR and she gave you sex afterwards, you would think of the sex as payment. Why is it any different when the roles are reversed?

Call it whippage if you want to, but remember that you fall into this category too.


9 years, 3 months ago

“getting her ass knocked out by the pool boy”…….i am gonna use that now…..

9 years, 3 months ago

TC, women “buy” love too: with their time, their emotions, their attentions, their affections, their money, their gifts, their free labor . . . and so on and so on and so on. You make it sound like its a one-way street. Romance is a competitive free market system, and hopefully all interested parties find their “bargains” and go home happy.

9 years, 3 months ago

Oh . . .and some girls pay with their reputations. I forgot that one . . .

9 years, 3 months ago

You make it sound like its a one-way street.
Yeah it is a one way street for the most part…Is a job..a unnecessary chore to get some sex…Like roller skating up hill. I wanna meet these women that you talk of….these morlocks.

9 years, 3 months ago

DCB, I have no doubt you are. It’s all in the attitude.

Everyone seems to be blogging about peni these days. Maybe DC Blogs should do a roundup.

I’ve had big and I’ve had small. What you really want is “just right”, and “just right” is different for everyone. Girls who think bigger is better are not experienced enough to know what they really need.

Having good sex is about reading your partner and understanding your own needs, whereever they fall on the vanilla-frisky-kinky-depraved scale. Just laying there doesn’t cut it, no matter how big he is.

9 years, 3 months ago

Modern romance, in which women enjoy financial autonomy, is a double-edged sword. The “good” part for men is that more premarital sex is in the offing. However, there is a price to pay: A man has to care about his OVERALL appeal, where before all he had to do was pull out his chubby wallet and lie in wait.

Sounds like TC is living in the past, flailing his cash about and wondering why he’s attracting inferior female specimens. Well, wonder no more, TC; you’re probably not marketing YOUR OWN “product” effectively . . . quality women want more.

And to get back on topic, “more” does not mean “bigger.”

9 years, 3 months ago

You can be as “PS. I’m Big” all you want to be. you’re nasty!

9 years, 3 months ago


I never claimed that women don’t pay a price for love/sex/booty too. It is simply not being a woman I prefer not to speak like I understand the mentality of one.

And since my third anniversary is this Saturday I may will be living in the past. All I can speak to is what I know.


9 years, 3 months ago

I have sooo much to say on this topic. Size does matter. little is just annoying. Girth is as important as length, maybe more…no, girth and length.

The guy should be 1/4 inch to big during some times of the month, that is the perfect size. Okay, biology 101 coming up: During ovulation the cervix retracts and there is more room for a bigger penis. That is when you want that extra 1/4 inch. During menstruation or a few days prior, the cervix is lower in the vaginal canal. That is when that extra 1/4 inch is too much and you have to switch up positions. BUT! the extra length is important for that ovulation stage, have to have it to fill ‘er up.

1/4 inch too big, that is the perfect size.

9 years, 3 months ago

obsessed by existential thoughts, dear Roush ruminates on Size. We should do a Size-off, ma’man.
Let me show you my giant manhood so that you can retreat in awe and embarrassment!!! Don’t worry, you will recognize me, I will be the one with, aheem, three legs.

9 years, 3 months ago

Who wants to sit on this one eyed anaconda??????? It don’t matter what continent you come from…real men get big.

John Holmes
9 years, 3 months ago

This “Mandingo” theory is wrong….I was white trash and I rocked a 12 inch monster. All you need to do is masterbate and sprinkle a little viagra in a bowl of Captain Crunch every morning. Practice makes perfect………

9 years, 3 months ago

I agree that the size issue is a male obsession–any woman would agree that getting stabbed in the uterus is no fun for her.

PS: What is this, the 1950s? I make twice as much as my fiancee and am perfectly financially independent. As are most women. GOOD SEX IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY.

9 years, 3 months ago

“Instead she always stays with the ?short round? husband, nice house, lots of bling, 900 DishTV channels and the fat bank accounts.” -TC

Here you imply a non-equality. If a man and woman go out on a date, both contribute the SAME AMOUNT OF TIME. Now, maybe their time valuations are different, but let’s assume their not, for simplicity sake.

“Call it whippage if you want to, but remember that you fall into this category too.” -TC

I’d like to point out that I’ve never met you. So, in the words of that stupid Witness Protection Program shirt “You Don’t Know Me”

It would be crude to comment that you point out that you are celebrating your 3rd anniversary, as if it gives you some form of authority. Might I point out that you’ve swung and missed two previous times. Not speaking from authority there eh?

Sure, I help my GF with her yard. But she helps me with mine. I take her out on the town for a night. She does the same.

If you view a relationship as a form of legal prostitution as you seem to imply, it would appear that you, and not I, have missed the whole point of a relationship.

9 years, 3 months ago

And O-Face, if relating to women in a meaningful way is such a “chore” for you, might I suggest a date with Mr. Hand?

9 years, 3 months ago

oops, forgot the 😉

9 years, 3 months ago

Touch?. Well done, Stephen.

9 years, 3 months ago

people are sooo uptight.

9 years, 3 months ago

Yeah I’ve been doing the hand thing but the hair on my palms is getting out of control now. But I wasn’t serious about women being a chore…I really don’t even care…..I’m on my maneriod today and I needed someone to argue with and unfortunately it wasn’t you. So I found somebody else to take my anger out on…….Hey have a great Thursday….

9 years, 3 months ago

Suck it Wendy you are sooo a 1/4″ too much of a whore…

9 years, 3 months ago

yut, I don’t even think that makes sense. Try again.

9 years, 3 months ago


You are right, I don’t know you and maybe I should not have lumped you into the same group as so many other men.

You are wrong in thinking that I have “swung and missed two previous times”. By third anniversary I mean that THE WOMAN and I have been married (to each other) that long. So I think that would indicate some measure of success in a relationship.

Bringing us to the point of this thread. DCB is not writing about relationships on this blog. He’s writing about how a single guy in DC gets laid. You (and maybe Hed) are talking about relationships. I’m talking about sex and how my ‘lessons learned’ from dealing with the opposite sex.

THE WOMAN and I get along pretty well most days and are glad to be together. But we are both realists that have some common understandings about the way we interpret occurances in life. Clearly we are not looking at the world through the same prism as you.

Fair enough? But I still stand by my earlier posts, typos and all.


9 years, 3 months ago

Biology 390- All the nerve endings are in the outer third of the, um, va-jay-jay. I really don’t need anything hitting my cervix, but hey, to each his own.

Funny blog, Wendy. Where did you come from? You have bigger balls than I do. Go sluts!

(I understand if you want to screen this one, DCB, but I had to take a shot. Thanks for keeping me entertained. PM )

9 years, 3 months ago

Some comments get sent to the moderation queue automatically if they have words that spammers often use. I have to approve the legit comments manually.

9 years, 3 months ago

I get it. Thanks. How’s Sally doing? She had quite a day!

9 years, 3 months ago


The swing and miss twice comment was due to this snippet from you:

Having been married twice and had more tail in between than I can remember, I can school all of you on this.

I may have incorrectly read it as two marriages and now you are on you third, when it fact this is only your 2nd. My apologies for such.

It appeared to me that your comment about “buying stuff” and “forever” in the first comment in this thread implied moeny=sex or something. Of course, you are right that casual sex and relationships are different monsters with different optimal strategies. I concede on this point

9 years, 1 month ago

DCBachelor on size queens…

DC Bachelor? means he has some insight on sizequeens. Everyone knows a girl who is a size queen. There is at least one in
every social circle. I?ve had the privilege of meeting girls before
they became size queens, giving me a raw look into their …

Dark Knight
9 years ago

Size matters, just like food matters.

1) A small sandwhich isny fullfilling, a huge 1 foot sandwich is too much to eat and causes problems. A medium sandwhich/lunch hits the spot.

2) Too little toothpaste on your brush and you can’t clean your teeth, too much and it goes to waste.

3) Same with shampoo etc etc and anything else in life.

4.) Money matters. Too little and you can’t look after your family. Too much and your kids become spoilt and bored.

We live in an extremely materialistic society. Some men feel insecure and some women enjoy making men feel insecure about their physical appearance. They get a kick out of seeing people feel down and out.

The only thing exaggerated is a persons own insecurity and perception.

God gave us a brain, which is the most powerful sexual organ and most rational thinking piece of equipment ever designed. If you use it to be rational you will be happy with yourself, if you neglect to use it you will fall into the insecurity trap by being irrational and waste precious time being unhappy with yourself. Life it too short.

At the end of the day, if somebody doesn’t accept you for you who you are they worth it? Considering there are 6,000,000,000 people on the planet: Logic & reason would dictate no, and one would move on to other fishes in other ponds.


9 years ago

Size Queen Haiku

My mouth sucks all dick
My cum catcher eats monsters
Orgasms crave tongue

8 years, 11 months ago

Gosh, this whole conversation is just sad. I stumbled upon this blog and I am reminded why I don’t like blogs in the first place.
Guys, I feel really sorry for you if you really think that all a girl cares about is what your dick looks like (well, unless you know…you have genital warts or something)
I will admit that fun-size peni are not necessarily going to be as fun. But as long as you still have a semi-decent personality, don’t sound like a bumbling fool and aren’t a pompous ass-clown – she won’t care that much. And if she does, you didn’t need her in the first place!
And seriously, all that shit about women and money is an absolutely horrid load of shit. Personally, I would much rather have a bouquet of flowers picked from the side of the road by a loving, compassionate man any day over a gaudy diamond ring from an empathy-deficient moron.
But then, I don’t like diamonds:)

8 years, 11 months ago

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8 years, 9 months ago

Best lay I know actually has a fairly small penis, but damn does he know how to bring you to the boil.
He’d be even better if it were bigger, of course, but he sure as hell knows how to compensate. Boy knows what he wants, knows what you want, and can figure out how to make it happen. I think he’s just made himself really good at reading body language.

And I can tell you it sure ain’t anything about him having money or power, either. Hope for dudes everywhere, I call it.

8 years, 8 months ago

Huge dicks are a REALLY nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there. Personally I hunt an even more elusive prize — the uncircumsized dick. You’re right, it’s conditioning that makes it so. And unlike the size question, there can be telltale signs a guy has foreskin. Is he brown? Is English not his first language? Was his mother a hippy? Success rate thus far is about 1/4 ratio, which is pretty good here in the US of C.

8 years, 8 months ago

Well, I was with a small dick (small and thin – what a combination) for 17 years… got a taste (pardon the pun) of a big dick and it is what I crave ever since. Didn’t know what I was missing; apparently a lot. And I must say, just because you’re Black doesn’t a big dick make! I am Black, my hubby of 17 years was Hispanic and the biggest dick I have EVER had was a Jewish guy! Who would have thought…?!!!!!! I must add, the second biggest – also Jewish! I mean these guys were freaking THICK, but Jewish biggest dick was LONG also! OMG! Both very talented and attentive. On the other hand, I was with a guy smaller than my ex hubby (Arab), but he had the Midas touch. His fingers and oral skills gave me more intense orgasms than the big dicks. But after being with a big dick, you can still feel the void left for hours after the act. I find that very erotic – easy reminder!With all that said, a big dick ain’t shit if he can’t hold a conversation; that’s just my opinion. Okay, all this talk has me going. Gotta go make a call!

8 years, 7 months ago

Every vagina is different–size-wise. Black women generally have larger vaginas, and Asian women generally have smaller vaginas. The most important thing is a good fit. A small dick matched to a large vagina is not a good fit. A big dick matched to a small vagina is not a good fit. A big dick matched to a big vagina is a good fit. A small dick matched to a small vagina is a good fit.

At one point in the evolutionary process, a big dick was important. How else can you explain the average dick size increasing from around 2 inches to 5.5 inches over a period of several hundred thousand years.

I suppose women put more emphasis on dick size, in the early history of our species. Size queen attitudes were not constrained by sex-negative religions which is so pervasive today. Sex was viewed as a positive force back then.

Very few women have vaginal orgasms, so a dick extending two, three, or four inches beyond average size isn’t going to be all that orgasmic. Someone said a big dick can hurt, and it can. Most women don’t like their cervix being pounded which each thrust.

I agree with an earlier poster. Most women find a big wallet more enticing than a big dick. A lot of women seem to find a guy’s butt, and muscles more attractive than a dick, big or small.

I guess the biggest sexual organ is the brain.


8 years, 7 months ago

This is for P…

Okay P, I have to disagree with your comment about vagina size relating to ethnicity. I am Black and have been told that I feel VERY tight, even though I have had 3 sons naturally. I don’t know much about other chicks’ vaginas, but I don’t think that in general, Black women have “bigger” vaginas. I think it has more to do with how a woman is built. And like you said, generally, Asian women are more petite and maybe that is why you consider them to have smaller (tighter) vaginas. You didn’t comment, but in your opinion, what category would you put Caucasian women – generally looser or tighter?

I will agree with your last 2 points, however. Most women are drawn to a bigger wallet, not a bigger dick. And how pathetic is that?!! Not that a bigger dick is more pleasurable, but that financial security is more important than emotional security (but emotions don’t pay the bills!). Also, if you can stimulate my mind, my body will just go with the flow (okay, pun most definitely intended!!).

8 years, 7 months ago

As we all know, vaginas accomodate penises. Among the various ethnicities, there does to seem to be a broad range of penile sizes.

Who really knows what is the average penile size? It’s certainly not 10 inches. Whatever the figure is, it’s probably smaller than what’s being reported to be the average size. That number seems to be heading south, as it was once generally regarded to be 6 inches; now some say it’s 5.8 inches, and I’ve even read 5.2 inches.

When these studies are conducted, there should be a huge sample study, with at least 1000 men encompassing all racial groups. Sexologists seem to agree that Asians are less well-endowed than whites, and whites are less well-endowed than blacks. One must take into account that some Asian men are pretty good-sized, while some black men are not so good-sized.

The most important thing is to not look at a tree here and there, but to look at the forest. You are probably an exception to the rule. I think most sexologists will agree that black women have larger vaginas, and that Asian women have smaller vaginas.


holy shit people, give it up.
8 years, 7 months ago

Wow people, who gives A shit what women want, you really should care alot less about how much you’re pleasing them.

Just bang the chick and split, there is always more where that came from, and hell you might even find A crazy chick who can’t handle the reality of A fuck-and-run and she’ll keep trying to make your hers ( with sex or w/e ).

The point being is women ( even some of the ugly ones ) Go through life waiting for some guy to come talk to them, or make A move on them. . . .

Most women these days arent worth the shit you stepped on as you walked across your lawn, treat them as they act, like sluts.

If A women is single and living by her self and even half way pretty, expect her to be sleeping with several men, possibly at the same time.

I’m sure I’ll get some silly replies from the women on this blog, but thats only because the truth hurts, HA.

Quote away women.

P.S. Size doesnt matter to all women, its totally pathetic to think that every women on earth is exactly the same.

This is how it works,

Fat women with low self-esteem – 5% chance she will cheat on you.

Fat women with some confidence for some reason ( maybe she has A nice set of tit or something ) – 15% chance she will cheat on you.

Normal size women with O.K. self-esteem – 35% chance she will cheat on you.

Normal size women who is unique/beautiful – 50% chance she will cheat on you

A gorgeous women with A flat ass or missing A part of tits – 85% chance she will cheat on you.

-45% chance she will consider cheating on you atleast A few times.

A hot piece of ass with some great T&A – 99% chance she will cheat on you.

-90% chance she will consider cheating on you or fucking someone else, DAILY.


Happy to be Hung
8 years, 6 months ago

Excuse me “holy shit people, give it up” but where exactly did you get these so-called “facts”?
What study was done, by whom, where, and who paid for the study that gave these so-called “facts”? My guess is it is pure rubbish. Because of your attitudes expressed you have just told the world you have been dumped, probably several times, and never got over it, and are still intensely angry about it. And at least one of the females told you that you have a small, unsatisfying dick, which you probably knew all along. BTW, girls with low self esteem, sadly, come in all shapes and sizes. Some of the most beautiful women I have ever met had low self esteem.

8 years, 5 months ago

hey i have a small dick.but my kamasutra sexual dances make my ladies moan for more.

8 years, 5 months ago

I think ability can make more than a bigger dick but I’m just an average man so I can’t really tell but in my experience average and skilled can produce better reactions than bigger and just bigger. A girl I was recently with admitted that I am not absolutely the biggest she had, she talks about “the big one” she had time ago who was really convinced he is the best lover on earth; well, she also admitted that she “only” came two times, first time with one “smaller” than me and then with me; now that I know her I can make her come whenever I want, important it to have a feel and to know who is lying next to you. The “big one” didn’t last for more than 5-10 minutes and was just thinking about his pleasure, same for all the others; my first concern is her pleasure, I’ve ended so many times without coming but to see the pleasure in her eyes when she was coming was an incredible feel.
My opinion is that, yes, a big dick is important, maybe most for men than for women, but if you don’t care about who is next to you no big dick can satisfy her.


8 years ago

Those that need the big one tend to be fat obese cows. However fat women I noticed cheat more then the hot ones to justify they are hot. So Holy Shit, you are pulling stats out of you ass.

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7 years, 11 months ago

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7 years, 1 month ago

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