SPRING BREAK IS DEAD IN MY EYES

It is March 2002, and I still haven’t gotten over college. I went with a couple friends to Panama City, Florida to hold on to whatever free-spirit youth I had left.

Spring Break 2002

I went on this trip a guy. I came back a man. Sleeping will all the contestants of the wet t-shirt contest – simultaneously – will do that.

15 thoughts on “SPRING BREAK IS DEAD IN MY EYES

  1. nabeel

    spring break destinations like cancun, panama city, etc are too publicized and from what I hear, the guy-to-girl ratios lately are like 8 to 1. there are uncovered gems out there to spend a good vacation in. granted, they are a bit more mature than the binge-drinking fests of those spring break destinations… but you’d still come back as a Man (as you see it).

  2. Dr. J

    Sleeping with 9 girls (or thereabouts) simultaneously doesn’t make you a man – it makes you Wilt fucking Chamberlain.

  3. TheMaDDAsiAN

    Sleeping with all the contestants in the wet T shirt contest Simultaneously, WOW your a GOD!!! YOu the MAN! :bow:

  4. Aja

    Phil, hilarious!!!

    “I hope you brought me back that air-brushed ?Panama City 02? t-shirt that I wanted.”

  5. inSOMnia

    Do you all notice that most of these skanks are blonde? And the one in the middle is giving the guy on the left some weird eye contact.

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