It is March 2002, and I still haven’t gotten over college. I went with a couple friends to Panama City, Florida to hold on to whatever free-spirit youth I had left.

I went on this trip a guy. I came back a man. Sleeping will all the contestants of the wet t-shirt contest - simultaneously - will do that.

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spring break destinations like cancun, panama city, etc are too publicized and from what I hear, the guy-to-girl ratios lately are like 8 to 1. there are uncovered gems out there to spend a good vacation in. granted, they are a bit more mature than the binge-drinking fests of those spring break destinations… but you’d still come back as a Man (as you see it).

Sleeping with 9 girls (or thereabouts) simultaneously doesn’t make you a man - it makes you Wilt fucking Chamberlain.

Did they just line up and wait? Or was it a free-for-all with lotsa girl-on-girl action?

Sleeping with all the contestants in the wet T shirt contest Simultaneously, WOW your a GOD!!! YOu the MAN! :bow:

I think he is speaking metaphorically.

I hope you brought me back that air-brushed “Panama City 02″ t-shirt that I wanted.

If he slept with 9 girls on Spring Break he probably brought something else back. (feeling itchy?)

I was the 10th girl…didn’t quite make the photo. Sorry DCB, couldn’t bring myself to join…

Phil, hilarious!!!

“I hope you brought me back that air-brushed ?Panama City 02? t-shirt that I wanted.”

Was Cookie wearing her A.R.L. tee?

Do you all notice that most of these skanks are blonde? And the one in the middle is giving the guy on the left some weird eye contact.

To quote Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers, “She’s eye @#$!^&* him.”

Panama City was the best spring break ever !!

As far as my spring breaks were concerned, I did the cultured thing and went to Europe.

This was how the A.R.L. was created…