It’s Friday night and a single girl is getting ready to go out with her girlfriends. She hops out of the shower and first works on her hair, making it nice and pretty for the horny club guys. Then she sits in front of the mirror for one hour to do make-up (hopefully not too much to bring back circus memories of my childhood). After that she starts looking through her closet for that perfect summer outfit, settling on a cute tank top and skirt – an ensemble that is sure to arouse most guys. She’s looking good, and now it’s time for the shoes. She looks in her closet through the hundreds of pairs she has, thinking, debating, finally deciding on… flip flops. :huh:
Flip flop abuse has to stop… now. This is no joke ladies: you DO NOT look good in flip flops… EVER. Absolutely no guy thinks you look good in them, and please don’t say you “don’t care” what guys think. You know you care and we know you care, or else you’d be going out everyday in something that is actually comfortable (granny panties and a moo-moo).
And now there is news that girls wore flip flops to see the President. If seeing the President isn’t a good reason to wear shoes, then there is no hope for these girls ever.