I was working out at the gym last week when I noticed two Latin girls taking several 45-pound plates to the incline leg press machine next to me. While these two may be female, genetically, they look like men with breasts. They usually hang out with guys who go to the gym twice a day and wake up at 3am for their chicken breast protein feeding. I got a chance to witness these girls do leg presses with eighteen plates… a total of 810 pounds! Fascinated, I had to say something,

“That’s all you guys can do?”

I was expecting a laugh at best, a pummeling at worst.

The one who looks like Dolph Lundgren replied, “Well actually I can do up to 30 plates.” :whoa:

A reenactment:

And in case you are wondering whatever happened to Ivan “I Will Break You” Drago, you’ll be happy to know that he recently directed and starred in a movie with Jerry Springer as his co-star.

24 thoughts on “SUPER LEGS

  1. The Senator

    Wow DCB, I am impressed. The thought of you working out makes me want to squeamish. But anyways come to my site people because the weekend is coming and we got the up and coming SWAMI PICKS!!!! That should be a delight!

  2. inSOMnia

    Why is everything compared to this dolph character. I think i may consider renting rocky so I can see.

  3. Chase

    I think I would have been a little too intimidated to say anything to those women!
    I don’t think women should be too muscular (or thin for that matter). Women should be soft. You can be healthy and toned and still be feminine and curvy.
    I wonder do women like that attract men…if so, what kind.

  4. RCR

    “At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you’re gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!”

  5. DCB Post author

    insomnia: rocky IV is my favorite childhood movie.

    One of them was butch, and one was femme. Ironically, the dolph lookalike is what I would consider femme. They did not grunt.. i wish they did because we know what they would sound like.

  6. Anonymous

    “Dolph Lundgren attended the Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm, Sweden. He received a master’s degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, in 1982, and the next year was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT. He has an IQ of 160.”


  7. The Captain

    DCB, if Rocky IV was your favorite childhood movie, shouldn’t the correct line be “I must break you.” His other main line was “You will lose.” Now some would say that no one should know specifics like this, but he only said five lines the whole movie, maybe six. I’m disappointed. “I must break you” sounds a lot more sinister.

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