A friend of mine pointed me to the picture gallery at AbsoluteAddiction.com (a DC promotions group that throws parties at the cheesiest clubs in town) to show me this girl he’s lost attraction to. Apparently she has gained 20 pounds, rounding out facial features that didn’t need to be rounded out. Massive weight gain like this is a perfectly acceptable reason to stop liking a girl because by gaining weight she morphs into a different person, deceiving the poor man in the process. I looked through all the pictures and found two I’d like to share.
I see this guy EVERYWHERE. It doesn’t matter if I’m at 1223, Eyebar, or Dragonfly; he seems to be everywhere that I am. Who are you, spiky hair club guy?
Guy on the left: “I wonder if the logo is big enough. I want these hot bitches to know that I’m willing to drop $50 on a t-shirt.”
Guy in the middle: “Thank God it’s warm enough to show the chest hair that ladies love. Grrrr.”
Guy on the right: “I should hit the bench to better round out my manly chest.”