This place is so fake. You forgot to put on cologne again. Wow who is that. She’s nice. Go talk to her. What are you going to say? You’ve done this many times. You know the words don’t matter. You know what to do. Amazing body. Your drink is watered down. She’s with a few girls. Where the fuck is my friend. She’s been hit on all night. So what. Stop thinking. You can’t not talk to her. Regret is for losers. That’s right keep walking. She knows you’re coming. Shitty opener… good recovery. This conversation isn’t bad. Opener wasn’t that shitty. It’s really hard to hear. She thinks you’re funny. This is your dream girl. Yeah right you’re drunk. She is nice though. But wait, this is her friends birthday. The friend is tired and drunk. The friend wants to go home. It’s really smoky in here. Why is the cockblock always the ugly one. They don’t want to get something to eat. She lives eight states away. You gotta close. You’re distracted now. She starts talking to another guy. You idiot. Time for a break. You use the bathroom. You splash water on your face. You can’t do it. Wait, no, you can do it. You’re the man. You go back to her. You talk more. Where the fuck is my friend. She’s leaving town tomorrow. Oh well. She didn’t put in much effort anyway. Goodbye. They’ll be others. Another expensive tab. Another late night. There’s your friend. You should come back here next week. Time to get something to eat. Wow who is that.