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THE REAL JESSA JEFFRIES

The first time I met Jessa was under very emotional circumstances. She was one of several people who offered to take my cat Furball when I could no longer keep him. I thought she was messing around at first, but then one day she rolls by with her friend to take Furb away from me forever. It was a sad day. Let’s have a moment of love for that furry bastard.

Under such stress, the last thing on my mind is to ‘check out’ some crazy redhead that is about to take away a family member. I met her, but not really. So you better believe that I checked out everything when I had bubble tea with her on Friday, including a facial inspection from multiple angles, complete body analysis, and neuro-linguistic recognition of personality features. In other words, I couldn’t stop looking at her chest. :thumbup:

I expected her to have some kind of masculine vibe, to be one of those girls who acts all guy-like and watches sports and reminisces about her tomboy days (while joking about coat-hanger abortions). I expected her to be “one of the guys.” Well, she wasn’t at all. She’s very feminine and much cuter in person.

A girl like Jessa is extremely seductive because she’s a walking contradiction: her edgy humor doesn’t match her delicate, womanly aura. It’s our nature to be drawn into someone who is mysterious and hard to describe. In conclusion, the essence of a woman can be determined by biological, cultural, and environmental factors that slk dj lsfdsad..s.df.. :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:

 
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39 Comments »
Yut
9 years, 5 months ago

The Jessa link is the best part of this blog…

9 years, 5 months ago

Does everyone realize what a huge compliment it is to Jessa that an ass-man like you was so taken in by her breasts?

Nice work, girl!

9 years, 5 months ago

From her blog, I’ve always thought she’s pretty, but her sense of humor is really outstanding–

9 years, 5 months ago

Titties are an inexplicable force of nature wielding a power that has crippled multitudes of men.

With that said, if you start to water down your blog, we know why. :suspicious:

9 years, 5 months ago

Thanks for starting my day with humpin’ smileys.

Stephen
9 years, 5 months ago

Has DCB lost his edge?

Ayla
9 years, 5 months ago

DCB hasn’t “lost his edge,” Stephen…he’s just been temporarily lulled into that blissful post-smiley-humpy guy Happy Place. Give the man a moment.

Jessa’s a cool chica.

9 years, 5 months ago

I have a girl crush on Jessa.

9 years, 5 months ago

:love:

my favorite part of our date was when you offered me some of your food and i ate off your chopsticks and drank some of your bubble tea from your straw.

…turns out your saliva is the very best tasting saliva in the world.

Joe
9 years, 5 months ago

Either DCB and Jessa are crazy in love or its Sweeps Week in the blogosphere.

9 years, 5 months ago

“?turns out your saliva is the very best tasting saliva in the world.”

:hump: (so is his semen.)

9 years, 5 months ago

so is his semen.—- “jessa”

Ok!!!!! Remind me to wash my hands if we should ever meet and greet. But you got some nice Breast-ah-ists. You got skim milk in those babies??

9 years, 5 months ago

nope, curds and whey.

9 years, 5 months ago

I would love to do shots with this girl. She’s just got the right attitude about life.

Anonymous
9 years, 5 months ago

she loves taking it on her face!

9 years, 5 months ago

Hey, whatever happened to that cat? He looks fluffy, and I like touching fluffy things.

And, when do I get to meet the luminous Miss Jeffries?

Muffin
9 years, 5 months ago

Snore.

I’ll be interested when Jessa posts a webcam shot of DCB penetration. Redhead / hairy man sex – not pretty, but entertaining.

9 years, 5 months ago

Jessa needs nudes. She is already half way there.

9 years, 5 months ago

buy the college co-ed edition of playboy circa 2002

boobies are exposed.

Marc
9 years, 5 months ago

Jessa needs to be cloned – for real. I’m with you DCB, half given the chance, I’d hump her leg too.

I mean, rock her world – yes, that’s it.

chicgirl
9 years, 5 months ago

sounds like dcb could fall after all!

Joe
9 years, 5 months ago

Jessa, you should post that Playboy pic at an appointed time on your blog, like DCB did with Sally the Intern. Then remove it and piss all the guys off.

9 years, 5 months ago

Your gay for owning a cat in the first place.

what’s here ass like?

9 years, 5 months ago

Damn, I can’t spell this morning

corrected comment:

You’re gay…..

….her ass…..

9 years, 5 months ago

cream?

Mitch
9 years, 5 months ago

hahaha

9 years, 5 months ago

I miss Furball.

8 years, 10 months ago

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