The first time I met Jessa was under very emotional circumstances. She was one of several people who offered to take my cat Furball when I could no longer keep him. I thought she was messing around at first, but then one day she rolls by with her friend to take Furb away from me forever. It was a sad day. Let’s have a moment of love for that furry bastard.
Under such stress, the last thing on my mind is to ‘check out’ some crazy redhead that is about to take away a family member. I met her, but not really. So you better believe that I checked out everything when I had bubble tea with her on Friday, including a facial inspection from multiple angles, complete body analysis, and neuro-linguistic recognition of personality features. In other words, I couldn’t stop looking at her chest. :thumbup:
I expected her to have some kind of masculine vibe, to be one of those girls who acts all guy-like and watches sports and reminisces about her tomboy days (while joking about coat-hanger abortions). I expected her to be “one of the guys.” Well, she wasn’t at all. She’s very feminine and much cuter in person.
A girl like Jessa is extremely seductive because she’s a walking contradiction: her edgy humor doesn’t match her delicate, womanly aura. It’s our nature to be drawn into someone who is mysterious and hard to describe. In conclusion, the essence of a woman can be determined by biological, cultural, and environmental factors that slk dj lsfdsad..s.df.. :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: