I’m sure many girls are confused about the shallow male pursuit of the notch. There is a perfectly good reason why we put forth our mental energy, money, and time into a meaningless number:
95% of women, by their very nature, are worthless as potential girlfriends. Their worth lies in a number that boosts our ego and gives us something to brag about.
We don’t want to turn gay, but we still want to have sexual relations, so we invent this elaborate notch game to make chasing you worthwhile. You whine too much. You try to change us. You packed on the freshman twenty and never quite lost it. There is no real reason to date for the sake of dating anymore. Talk to a quality man and he is completely content with banging away, because he knows the benefits of a relationship with a 2006 woman is just not worth it. Hopefully the next cultural shift brings a new wave of woman, who knows how to save money, cook, forgo materialistic goals, and satisfy their man without just thinking of themselves. I write this with a heavy heart, for our whole generation is screwed and in the end not many of us will be happy (except for the guys who have lots of notches).