BEST WAY TO END A NIGHT OF DRINKING IS WITH GREASE

The night started with pre-drinking at my place. I varied it up this time for maximum visual appeal.

We took the drinks into my room and I put something on for the guys. The guy with the pubes on his chin is Spaniard, who you’ve long known as Dre, writer of the cunnilingus bible. Guess what they are watching.

We went to a party that had the theme Havana Nights: Dirty Dancing. And dirty dancing there was, but first a drawing from Insomnia, who at press time had not received a call asking for a good time.

For the first time ever we saw gay guys grinding and making out. I only see that on MTV so it was quite eye-opening to catch it up close. There were no Republicans at this party.

And the obligatory urination shot featuring the Spaniard. We squeezed in the bathroom together but no one cared or made fun of us as expected (see photo above).

We stayed up late enough that by the time we got to McDonald’s they were serving breakfast. You know what that means… sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddles!