YOU WILL DIE ALONE

I think I’m going to lose it if I have to sit down with another girl who cries about how much her life stinks, how she has horrible luck with men, and how no one loves or appreciates her. “He didn’t call me back, am I ugly?” Get a grip.

Whose fault is it that you fail to learn mistakes of your past relationship? That you are needy and insecure and have an irrational fear of loneliness? That you keep dating the same type of men over and over? Are you really surprised that all your relationships end in the exact same way?

No, you don’t have bad luck with men, you just are too wrapped up in your dramatic and histrionic personality to realize that men don’t want the emotional mess that you’ve become. We want normal, stable, insanely hot girls who don’t constantly test us to see if we “really” like you. If you do have to test a guy to see if he likes you, guess what, he doesn’t really like you; he just wants to bang it out so he has something to tell his friends for the next week.

24 thoughts on “YOU WILL DIE ALONE

  1. seenster

    I think your problem is that you actually sit down and listen to another girl cry about how much her life stinks, how she has horrible luck with men, and how no one loves or appreciates her.

    But the women with – how shall I put this – issues are more fun. In bed.

  2. Kathryn

    I like to think of my big relationships as cards I’ve collected over time… I don’t want two of the same, I want as complete a collection as possible. I want to learn from the past and find new things in the future.

    But I’m old.

  3. Anonymous

    Ok perhaps. But men are just as guilty about whining about their love lives and chasing after the wrong people. Your message could easily be directed at everyone. For every “he didn’t call me back, am I ugly?” from women, I have heard tons of “I am not sure what I want right now” “I am so confused”, etc from men.

  4. jessa j

    DCB is always right. I end up in succesful relationships becasue I’m attractive and stable and easy-going. I’ve never been able to understand women who cry about men like that. Fogive my air of confidence but I am completely under the impression that I could maintain a healthy succesful passionate relationship with just about anyone if I wanted to. Even DCB.

  5. DC Cookie

    If you can only fathom, the conversations like that are 8 times longer and more intense with their own girlfriends. It just makes a girl want to smack her low-self-esteem friend and shout ‘get a grip!’

  6. new p

    true. im tired of watching girls fall smack on their faces and keep tripping over the same pile of shit. its like a relationship madlib. just fill in the different boys’ names and the different self deprecating statements.

    i have tons of girl friends who need to read this post but i cant send the link for fear that i’ll be subjected to a close cousin of this scenerio, the “why does EVERYONE hate me?! im so alone” convo.

    dcb, you should start an emailing service where someone like me pays you and you send an email with the subject line “a friend thought you should read this”

  7. Anonymous

    anon: You wrote “Your message could easily be directed at everyone. For every ?he didn?t call me back, am I ugly?? from women, I have heard tons of ?I am not sure what I want right now? ?I am so confused?, etc from men.”

    The issue here is your failure to understand guy speak….the whole, I don’t know what I want etc, really means “I just wanna hang out and fuck hot chicks” and not deal with the relationship stuff. But of course, as a guy you can’t say that to your chick friends.

  8. Anonymous

    And yes, it’s also true that crazy emotionally unstable chicks are really much better in bed.

    I’m not sayin’ that’s the way the world should be, I’m not sayin’ that’s the way I would make the world, I’m just sayin’ that’s the way the world is.

  9. Aja

    These kind of folks have the best time out!! Get drunk as hell, do whatever they feel like, who gives a fuck since they can’t get anything right anyway. I don’t ignore them when it is happy hour, just all other occassions like a quiet weekend or during primetime shows of interest, prison break, lost, the biggest loser…etc.

  10. Chase

    I agree with 100% with this post. (did I just say that? ha ha)
    I think when women are constantly complaining about dating the same type of guy and getting the same results…it’s time to look inward ladies.

    Let go of all the bullsh*t from your past relationships. Learn from it…aprreciate it…then move on. Once you do that…you will notice that you are starting to attract a higher quality of men.

  11. Marc

    Wow, spot on. My favorite part:

    “We want normal, stable, insanely hot girls who don?t constantly test us to see if we ?really? like you. If you do have to test a guy to see if he likes you, guess what, he doesn?t really like you; he just wants to bang it out so he has something to tell his friends for the next week.”

    word is bond.

  12. Amadaeus09 on AIM

    It’s a good thing for love and fucking. Otherwise, all you women would’ve been dead a long time ago.

  13. sexxy_bitch

    oh my god….i cry everytime for boys, my life suckes and i m sure i’ll die as alone as I am now…all the boys are thinking about sex, and don’t appreciate me for my soul…just for the way i look….that sucks!!! i need love…:(

  14. James

    Moral of the story–There are mostly dumb people out there and I am sick of all of you. For this reason alone, I am not in a relationship–there is no one to trust, espcially not a spoiled no good narcissistic Californian. If you aren’t dumb, then chances are you are as loyal as I am to the type of cereal I eat in the morning–f-you all…

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