Dear female readers,

Some of you need to get a grip. I’ve had conversations related to the post below with women (normal, attractive, confident women) who agree with me.

We agree that:

1. Both men and women physically peak in their early 20’s, and that looks for both sexes fade with age.

2. Women get judged more harshly on looks than men (evolution).

3. Some women do the clubbing thing into their 30’s and cry about how they can’t find a decent man when the have passed their prime.

This isn’t even opinion… it’s right there on the surface. For some reason you continue to think that we hold you to the same standard that you hold us. Unlike you, we don’t care about “ambition”, career, wine tasting ability, luxury fashion sense, or anything else that comes with old age. Every warm-blooded male will absolutely break his neck for the hot 18 year old co-ed in the grocery store, no matter how much of a stereotypical gentleman he seems to be.

With love,

DCB

P.S. I don’t care if you find certain posts funny or not. I will write about whatever the fuck I want to write about.

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hahah.. I still find it funny how easily those readers were baited, and how quickly they collectively missed the point of your last little quip.

Gc

Hate on Haters!

Dude,
You’re entitled to blog about anything that you want…it’s your blog right? keep in mind that women…that includes the 18-year olds you seem to favor are probably not going to find this type of stuff attractive. But don’t worry man…we get you. You’re not trying to be the CPMC right? Now those dudes know how to get the ladies.

1. Agree, no to say they can’t re-peak later, fresh silicone and what not.
2. Agree
3. Agree, key word “some women”, I isn’t one.

Good reading material yesterday. I’ll be in da club this weekend doing the robot and trying to live like a 20 year old!

Peace
:pika:

A shameful, unfunny post. Grossly misses the mark. To use his own parlance, DCB’s blog this week seems to be reaching its mid-30’s–ragged, worn down, tiresome, cliche. Makes you wonder if someone more clever was ghost writing his earlier posts.

DCB,

Does the person who ghost wrote your earlier posts have his own blog? I’d like to start reading that instead of this trite, hackneyed cud.

Is this true? Was someone else writing for DCB the whole time?

You keep writing, we’ll keep laughing:) Deal?

“3. Some women do the clubbing thing into their 30?s and cry about how they can?t find a decent man when the have passed their prime.”

…yet you are still obsessed with the “over the hill” 30+ something KAC who is the WORST offender of your #3

What gives man?

I had an epiphany and now I understand what the last post was really all about. DCB is still hurting from being rejected by all those older hotties when he was 22:

“When I was 22 and going out, I used to feel really insecure after an older woman asked me my age. I?d come up with funny responses so I wouldn?t be placed out the running for a chance with an older, experienced woman.”

He was so traumatized that now he is transferring and acting out, by means of sour grapes-themed posts. Aw, poor ol’ DCB … we are just seeing his wounded inner child!

says a woman who is in her 30’s and still can’t find a man, no matter how many dozens of men she dates. are you sure i’m the one with sour grapes?

best to stick to anonymous postings so i cant hate back, cause i know all of you have some shit that would make it all too easy.

aja… you have my respect.

Keep striving for relevance, DCB. (”I have links on other blogs! My soul patch has opinions! Negative attention rox! I got a pseudo-non-shoutout-almost-nonmention mention in Express!”) You’ll get there someday.

(Insert emoticons as needed.)

Negative attention is better than no attention…right? I think we get it.

you’re actually completely right. it is your blog. type away. i love it.

hate on haterz hate hates hater hating hater haiti haterz haterz and stuff.

Hey, that wasn’t very nice … but anyway I just got laid, so ha!

Just to warn you, it is going to be a while before my smugness level goes down, so all attempts to hate back will be futile …

DHD, c’mere.

Mes chers, alimentent svp ? celui-ci votre abricot succulent.

I am a pompass pretentious ass and have nothing better to do than criticize because I am in fact over the hill!

Keep up the anonymous commenting- we all really respect what you have to say.

Keep it up DCB. All the hating means you’re on to something.

Watching your last two posts is like watching Terri Schiavo die. Who gives a rats ass about your thoughts on women. Don’t get mad cuz the lurkers came out and ripped you about this. Your blog just went to shit in a heartbeat and you get mad at us for telling you. Like i said stick to what you know. I used coochie becuz i didn’t want to be overtly offensive to women posters. Couldn’t think of anything else. No—I’m 28.

I would give a rat’s ass for dcb’s opinions, but not yours… You are insulting women’s intelligence when you say “I used coochie becuz i didn?t want to be overtly offensive to women posters”

People who hate on a blog need to get a life…it’s not like this is scientific fact finding - it’s just opinion and commentary!

And for the record…the whole 20 something vs. 30 something? Read my article titled “Love is a Battlefield”…see - it doesn’t matter, you never know what can happen.

He’s on to something? DCB you aren’t on to anything at all except satisfing whatever little possesion you hold inbetween your legs. How many 18 year olds can you have an intellectually stimulating conversation with and walk away feeling something different than having blue balls because they are hot? And I am young (22), successful, confident, and consider myself good looking. 18 year olds are vunerable and inexperienced, which is why its probably so easy for you to lay them. The older the woman, the wiser and more experienced she is, therefore she is smart enough to know a guy like you is only after one thing, and, after a while, that lifestyle gets old (And they stay away from guys like you, happily.) I’d never go for a guy who lacks respect for well-aged and experienced women in the way you do. Then again, you would probably never go for a girl like myself.
Granted, you could probably care less about intellectually connecting with a woman, rather physcially connecting with her. So carry on and watch out for those venarial diseases!

*I do always enjoy reading your blog and will keep reading. But I just wanted to let you know that a woman, no matter what age, will always be in her prime. My mother is 56 years old and dates more men than I do. She is not only beautiful and in amazing physical condition, she is intelligent, charismatic, and elegant. With you’re mindset now, you will never land a woman of that stature.

Lil DC Diva:

1) “And I am young (22) … ”

I can tell.

2) “… 18 year olds are vunerable and inexperienced …”

Whereas 4 years later, women are wise veterans. This is exactly the kind of looks-based cockiness that DCB is talking about. I bet you feel really experience those days when your hair looks *really great*, don’t you?

3) “… you could probably care less about intellectually connecting with a woman, rather physcially connecting with her.”

See #1.

re-enactment of the past two days here:

me: “women get old, and most lose their looks”. a statement similar to “most grass grows green”

women: “we never get old!! we stay young forever! our looks never fade! tight bodies are overrated! i can hold an intellectual conversation, because i know thats what you really really need in a woman!!!! WAHHHHH WAHHHHH…. YOU ASSHOLE! YOU WILL DIE ALONE! PS YOUR UGLY AND STUPID BUT SOMETIMES FUNNY SO I VISIT 10 TIMES A DAY HEHEHE”

laugh

“DCB you aren?t on to anything at all except satisfing whatever little possesion you hold inbetween your legs”

this must be the wisdom, maturity, and experience i’m missing out on by skipping on the older, classy ladies. oh wait, you’re only 22!!! :laugh:

I will not argue with the fact that women’s looks are more harshly judged than men’s. It sucks, but from what I have seen it is true.

At least there is hair dye to cover up gray hairs and makeup and whatnot. I do think, however, that some women don’t realize that you don’t need to cake on the makeup or dye your hair a totally unatural color to look “younger.” That just smacks of too much effort and looks gross.

I don’t know man, do another group shower report I guess.

“My mother is 56 years old and dates more men than I do.”

That’s some fucking messed-up shit, mang. Norman Rockwell is spinning in his grave.

All of yous losers need to STFU!!! Nobody cares about what a bunch of twenty somethings think. They all don’t know shizz to begin with anyways. This blog is going to hell dude. What are you doing. Pretty soon your gonna start giving recaps of soap operas. Just comment on the bytches and hoes and show pics of em. Thank you very much jack. Bunch of kids arguing over pointless obvious shit. Arguing over aging???? WTF???? Gowddammm??????

Do another MS Paint of a big dick, that seems to lighten everyone up.

Hey “Archie Bunker,”

No one cares what people with poor grammar and spelling think either.

“Pretty soon your gonna start giving recaps of soap operas.”

your = you’re or you are

Using the words shizz and bytches is just plain stupid.

Okay, I’m done.

Yous don’t know shizz to begin with Liz. Its a freakin blog written by a guy who can’t write or spell correctly to begin with. Typical DC hoe, always trying to be prune and intellectual. Yoda said it best,” So stiff gawwdamm city is”. Keep my name and my one eyed snake out your mouf freak.

I live in Baltimore, dipshit. If you don’t know what you’re talking about, shut your fucking mouth.

Wow: a bonanza of stupidity. I remember how, once in high school, on a class trip, we stopped at an all you can eat restaurant. It was my first time there and I ate seven plates of food. It took me fifteen minutes to walk out to the bus after, and it was really really close to the restaurant. I guarantee that Brooke and Tom have no idea what I’m talking about, but Katie does. Oh, yes: Katie does.

what is this shit? some women seriously just don’t want to accept the fact that, ceteris paribus, younger women will always be more attractive than older women.

Liz, grammer checks on comments section of a blog that gets 10 hits all day. Two of which come from me because i’m bored at work and can’t view porn. Seriousily freak relax. I don’t even know you but based on your comments, your probably a typical fat white chick whose parents spoil her with love. All the men you meet probably just try to get you drunk to make videos and crack jokes about you behind your back. You think your the center of attention when in fact your the amusement for the evening. Take my one eyed snake out your mouf freak and leave my name alone. If i want to mispell on a fucking blog i will freak. I wil mispel al I wont freeke.

Why are all women here so angry. I’m told I look good and I use my looks to get what I want. I have fun with it. I dont want to get old and wrinkly and while I can I use my looks as an advantage.

wow soo much hate…….i like it

Dizzle be hat’n keep’n it real yo. Love is tha answa. Imagine a world in which Snoop can bring a smile ta evry womans face so you betta run and grab yo glock. I do. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint.

Whats true for shrimp cocktail party’s is true for all cocktail parties. Always in moderation—I’m Tony Sinclair and thats how you tanqueray.

You wouldn’t put a donkey in the kentucky derby would you???? I’m Tony Sinclair and thats how you tanqueray.

They say that the first part of martini comes from hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Hahahahahahahhahahahha. I’m Tony Sinclair and thats how you tanqueray.

They say that glaciers have over a billion ice cubes available. You know what i’m thinking???? Hhahahahahahhaahhahahahaha.

I’m Tony Sinclair and thats how you Tanqueray.

As I stated before Archie,

If you don’t know what you’re talking about, shut your mouth.

Liz i’m reading your comments and it looks like you don’t know what your talking about. I think archie is right on this one. You really do nead to shut the fuck up and take the one eyed snake out your mouth. And thats how you Tanqueray!!

Lizzy, you need ta git out mizzy. I recommend you try sum-m sum-m new. Let me recommned some unified ho-slappin’ wit tha Snoop.

My God, this is just too funny.

It’s funny that everyone’s getting their panties in a twist over a simple grammar check.

Dance, puppets, dance…

Where is the candy shop?

” . . . whose parents spoil her with love.”

I’ll be laughing about that slip-up all day. Sheds a lot of light on you.

Women are irrational. We should have expected it.

Still, the original (and follow-up) were awesome posts. Seems like you can’t even tell the truth these days without the feminists yelling back without even listening.

Yes, broad generalizations always have exceptions. That doesn’t change the truth of the statement though.

How great when a loser to imitates one of the most annoying (and least original) people in a commercial (the Tony Sinclair commericals that rank JUST aboe Baby Bob in people EVERYONE hates) talks bad about someone.

We all know what yopu life must be like to sit at home, watching TV all day, and getting a raging hard on when those annoying commercials come on.

let’s be honest here, that post was not very favorable to older women, but to attack younger women with so much venom to me suggests that it hit a bit close to home. why would you attack younger women as a group because someone posted something about their level of attraction? so ridiculous…

Everyone will get to the OLD AGE!! Some people will still look Hot at 30 and some will look terrible……Some 18 year olds will be “overused” by the time 22 hits! We all eventually just look for whatever we want in a person. Young or old. If people want to go clubing at 30 “more power to them”. If you don’t like it find a new club. Or the other way around. Everyone looks for the kind of person they want….or do we walk aroung saying excuse me how old are you….how many people have you slept with….Get real nobody does that in the beginning. You can be Hot at any age if you take care of yourself. Thank God it’s a free country so you can still go clubing too!! You don’t have to hide cause you are over 30…..

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