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This is a risky contest to throw in an uptight town, but I?m hoping to get many quality submissions.

I did not hope strong enough.



I think everyone knows who this ass belongs to.

One reader likes taking secret photos of women in public.

Another perv picture. Too petite.


I guess the assmasters will have to keep their love of ass underground for now.

Postscript: Someone emailed me about a new Maryland law that prohibits upskirt photography. I took down the picture because I think I’m already on a list.

I am running a contest to determine the best female ass in the DC area.

When: Submissions accepted from July 10, 2006 to August 1, 2006. Winner announced August 7, 2006.

What: Contestants can submit a picture of their ass or someone else’s ass to dcb @ I will also troll the area for top-notch ass that I see in person. There will be public commenting sessions for asses submitted.

Who: Judges include myself and a select group of men called the assmasters.

Winner: Top ass gets a prize.


  1. Face shot is not required for ass submission.
  2. Ass picture should be work safe.
  3. Your ass should be big for your body shape but not abnormally huge.
  4. Contest open to all races.
  5. Negative points for overhang fat.
  6. If it’s flat, we won’t like that.


  • Too small

  • Too big

  • Nice

  • Very nice

  • Very nice

This is a risky contest to throw in an uptight town, but I’m hoping to get many quality submissions.