This is a risky contest to throw in an uptight town, but I?m hoping to get many quality submissions.
I did not hope strong enough.
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I am running a contest to determine the best female ass in the DC area.
When: Submissions accepted from July 10, 2006 to August 1, 2006. Winner announced August 7, 2006.
What: Contestants can submit a picture of their ass or someone else’s ass to dcb @ dcbachelor.com. I will also troll the area for top-notch ass that I see in person. There will be public commenting sessions for asses submitted.
Who: Judges include myself and a select group of men called the assmasters.
Winner: Top ass gets a prize.
- Face shot is not required for ass submission.
- Ass picture should be work safe.
- Your ass should be big for your body shape but not abnormally huge.
- Contest open to all races.
- Negative points for overhang fat.
- If it’s flat, we won’t like that.
This is a risky contest to throw in an uptight town, but I’m hoping to get many quality submissions.