In a quest to find a suitable DC hangout, I am willing to try anywhere once. This Saturday it was Lima, a restaurant/lounge/night club that opened last month. At first I thought the name referred to the capital of Peru, but a friendly hostess told me it actually means lime. I’m going to have to disagree with her and state the true translation: “We make the weakest fucking drinks in all of DC, so you better bring some money you poser scum.” I was the designated driver but was still able to safely put down many many mixed drinks, including one bought by a not-so-ambiguously gay duo that my friend chatted up for two hours. He did get more drinks out of them than I did, but I passed to talk to a real woman. (Legal disclaimer: My BAC was under 0.08 according to the cops that pulled me over after I crashed into the median.)

Regardless of the drinks situation, me and my newly-gay friend ended up having a really good time, probably because there was no lame hip-hop and the 22-year-old ass humpers that go with it. The girls were friendly and there wasn’t much attitude. Lima is worth a visit if you don’t mind the international crowd with token white people thrown in (for color contrast).

In other social news, Kathryn is having a happy hour tonight.

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Can we assume you were feeling TOTALLY hetero when you took this picture of your “newly gay friend” from behind in the bathroom???

Wow…maybe it got better since the time I was there but it was horrendous a few weeks ago…corny deep house music and everyone was under 14.

:-(

That post was def not meant to be anon…How was the music? And did they stop it every 2 hours to blow weird gassy air onto the crowd? I felt like an extra in Blade when I was there…your gay friend has good taste in jeans.

my darling - when will you give up and join the good fight in the local bar scene and venture to dive bars with me. we can look deep into eachothers eyes over our dollarbuds and our 1$ rail drinks in plastic cups.

late into the evening we can fudge up the words to billy joels piano man and make out in the bathroom against the brick walls after a rousing game of rock paper scissors.

then we can leave hand and hand - grab a slice - and add another notch to our posts.

come on my love - you know thats your dream!!
give up the charade - this facade is doing you NO GOOD.

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again.

who the fucks with me?

p.s. i don’t think i can come to the happy hour tonight - one of our sea lions need tube feeding.

Come check the place out this Thursday awesome DJ’S, and the crowd is a good mix aswell.

This place has some potential because at least they play some decent music. There is nothing worse than going to a club and hearing the same old pop dance anthems, then they break into booty rap songs that make you want to puke becuase they are so old and you have heard them a gazillion times. Oh, and watch out for the stairs, a major lawsuit in the making.

Dam, for a second there I thought you were gonna get all Urban Brokeback city on us. But yeah, alot of gay guys trolling in hetro spots for “moles” and “on the fence” types in DC. Although, I do have a question: Does that just make you f**king sexy if guys hit on you just as well as women?? That just would nourish a ego for a millenium

Eugenious pees with two hands. It could mean its too small to get a grip on or it could mean that its too large for one hand. I will let the gay duo tell me.

I discovered this place tonight while walking to Yuca. Thanks for discovering yet another place within 3 blocks of my office that I will never visit.

I just hope the KStreet trash doesn’t cross the street!!! Checking this out Friday.

How did you enjoy blogger happy hour DCB???? We want your juicy details!

Drinking limit in DC is actually any amount of alchohol in the blood. Its deceiving becase DC Police have .08 BAC “It’s the Law” on their vehicles, but infact that is only one law and there are other superceding laws to this amount.

DC has been known to convict those with a BAC of .02

So, for all to know - DC is a Zero Tolerance area.

Hey, an East Indian guy partying at Sequoia told me that Lima was THE place to go for East Indian hotties….is this true? From the description the place sounds like a latin restaurant. I know the crowd is “international” at the club at night, but what’s the ethnic breakdown? East Indian? Persian? Arabic? Black? Latin? what the dealio? I love brown girls.

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[…] the Ethiopians in Adams Morgan, to the sleepy heads at the bottom of 12:23, to the Euro trash at Lima. From the 35 year old, wannabe hipsters that don’t realize their just a little too old to be […]

Dude….if you think hip hop at a club is lame then you seriously need to check whether you AND your friend are BOTH gay-boys. Would you prefer techno so that you can grab ass with your boy-toys to a pulsing beat?

Either way, a 22 year old crowd is better than the pushing 30s crowd which seems to have invaded the night scene. There is nothing more pathetic than middle-aged men and women trying to act young again. Shouldn’t you be spending your money on a mortgage, or feeding your kids?

Leave the partying to us people, go sign up for a life insurance policy, or invest in a Roth IRA….we’ll have a good time listening to our evil hip-hop and getting laid more than you ever did in the 80s.

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