I love April Fools. I blame my mother, who taught me from an early age that fooling people is an enjoyable experience. The only other holiday that competes with it is Halloween, and that’s only because girls go out looking like sluts.
This year’s fooled:
– Some of you, who thought I got fired for blogging (got two phone calls and several IM’s).
– Eugenius, who thought I had herpes. “Whoa, so what are you going to do?”
– Vodka Boy, who thought I had herpes AND warts. “Oh… don’t worry about it man.”
– My sister and mother, who both thought I got let go from work because of layoffs. “Oh my god I’m so sorry.” My mother gave me props for fooling her so well… a symbolic passing of the torch from mentor to protege.
The fired-for-blogging April fool doesn’t come close to last year’s fool, where I convinced a lot people that I’m settling down for this girl: