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November 2006 (4)
- 06: R.I.P. DCBACHELOR.COM
- 03: TAXI DRIVER WISDOM (40)
- 02: JESSA LEGALLY OFF THE MARKET (4)
- 01: MY TWO FAVORITE PICTURES FROM SPAIN (6)
October 2006 (29)
- 31: BUSY MONTH (21)
- 31: JESUS SAYS… (26)
- 30: CORPORATE WORK (28)
- 28: MOVED (4)
- 27: ONCE A DAY (33)
- 26: A COCKBLOCK TO REMEMBER (26)
- 25: UNIQUE LOOK (43)
- 24: ACCIDENT (122)
- 24: CURRENT READING (4)
- 23: LHH RECAP (17)
- 22: PROTECTION (37)
- 20: LOVERS HAPPY HOUR (2)
- 20: SOME PICTURES (26)
- 19: SETTLING DOWN (29)
- 18: LHH TOMORROW (5)
- 17: INTRODUCING CHACO (4)
- 17: PROXY HATING (21)
- 16: IF I WAS A GIRL (51)
- 13: MISSED CONNECTIONS (27)
- 12: FACIAL NEEDED (232)
- 11: LOVERS HAPPY HOUR (13)
- 10: GYM FREAKS ARE RUINING MY WORKOUT AMBIANCE (33)
- 10: OLD SCHOOL (4)
- 09: DCIST IS DYING (19)
- 06: SPAIN: FIN (PART 10) (9)
- 05: SPAIN: THE CHART (PART 9) (23)
- 04: SPAIN: LESSONS (PART 8) (14)
- 03: SPAIN: DONER KEBAB (PART 7) (24)
- 02: SPAIN: UNSUSTAINABLE TOURISM (PART 6) (7)
September 2006 (10)
- 29: SPAIN: LA TOMATINA (PART 5) (16)
- 28: SPAIN: SOY AMERICANO (PART 4) (38)
- 27: SPAIN: HOSTEL GAME (PART 3) (21)
- 26: SPAIN: RED LIGHTS (PART 2) (14)
- 25: SPAIN: THE TERMINAL (PART 1) (24)
- 13: STATE OF THE BLOG (22)
- 11: THOUGHTS CURRENTLY FERMENTING (14)
- 04: TRUST AND RESPEK (17)
- 02: OH NO! (4)
- 01: ST TROPEZ: OR, BEGINNING OF THE END (11)
August 2006 (19)
- 30: PARIS IS NOT THAT FUN (24)
- 27: BACK (8)
- 25: 15 NIGHTS (34)
- 24: READER MAIL (34)
- 24: MY FUTURE COFFEESHOP (18)
- 22: SERIOUSLY (35)
- 20: SHOE GIVEAWAY (14)
- 19: THE DC BACHELOR NAME DROP (8)
- 18: COFFEESHOP COUPLE (37)
- 15: MY RULES OF LIFE (48)
- 11: C-YA (16)
- 10: I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR PRIVATE CONVERSATION (25)
- 09: BIKE FOR SALE (7)
- 09: TRAITS OF A BETA MALE (55)
- 07: DOES SHE COME BACK? (11)
- 04: MY TRIP (17)
- 03: PROJECTS (8)
- 03: MY FATHER THE ENGINEER (8)
- 02: SPAIN (33)
July 2006 (27)
- 31: 3 PICTURE FOLDERS (18)
- 31: MY FUTURE WIFE (24)
- 29: WHERE ARE THE REAL MEN? (36)
- 28: HAVING FUN (35)
- 27: STATUS (72)
- 26: RE: ASS CONTEST (21)
- 24: UPDATE (21)
- 24: BAD GAME HABIT (14)
- 21: PUTTING IT AWAY (40)
- 19: “ARE YOU A PLAYER?” (23)
- 18: DON’T TAKE A BLOW-UP DOLL TO THE BEACH (50)
- 14: POWER OF OBSERVATION (21)
- 13: RE: PLAYER DILEMMA (16)
- 12: FURBALL’S BLOG SUCKS (8)
- 12: UGLY GUY (24)
- 11: SABANA GRANDE (13)
- 10: BEST ASS IN DC CONTEST (41)
- 10: WEEK IN REVIEW (66)
- 08: MAIL ORDER INTERN (14)
- 08: NEW INTERN (0)
- 07: SENSITIVITY CHIP (22)
- 06: PLAYER DILEMMA (26)
- 05: STREET GAME (45)
- 04: FLY LOUNGE REVIEW (WITH ONE AIRPLANE JOKE) (28)
- 04: BOOMBOX (7)
- 03: SITE UPGRADE (3)
- 02: WEEK IN REVIEW (11)
June 2006 (32)
- 30: QUITTING YOUR JOB (17)
- 29: YOUR JOB (27)
- 28: THE FINICKY CLIMAX (29)
- 27: DCB FORUM (43)
- 26: WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE AWAY THAT WHITE HOUSE TREE (2)
- 26: MY WISDOM TEETH STORY (199)
- 25: FA VIDEO OF THE WEEK (3)
- 23: VIDA’S ASS (24)
- 22: GET READY (11)
- 22: I WISH (35)
- 21: SELFISH (19)
- 20: PROMOTION OF SALLY (16)
- 19: CAPTION SHIRT NUMBER TWO (74)
- 19: FA VIDEO OF THE WEEK (5)
- 17: JUDY BITCH SLAPS REINDEER (6)
- 16: KNOKT-UP (44)
- 15: TESTING WOMEN (42)
- 14: HAPPY FLAG DAY (33)
- 13: CONFESSIONS OF AN ECONOMIC HIT MAN (32)
- 12: 200 (1)
- 12: EYEBAR HAPPY HOUR (12)
- 11: SOOTY IS A PIMP AND YOU’RE NOT (4)
- 11: FA PLUG (1)
- 10: WRAP-UP (3)
- 09: GOTS GAME (18)
- 08: PHONE GAME (29)
- 07: BE A ROCK STAR (31)
- 06: DEFAULT GAME (52)
- 05: CONFIDENCE (32)
- 02: BEACHED WHALE (37)
- 01: TIGHT GAME WEEK (11)
- 01: SIZE QUEEN (57)
May 2006 (34)
- 31: PUBLIC STATEMENT (14)
- 31: SPEAKING OF STATUS-DRIVEN CUNTERY (66)
- 30: FURBALL APPROVED (8)
- 29: NELLY FURTADO (23)
- 29: TABLE SHARE (13)
- 29: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (4)
- 26: BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY (24)
- 25: FURBALL IS BACK (4)
- 25: DC BACHELOR NEWS (24)
- 24: CAREER DAY (34)
- 23: I PUMP AND DUMP (61)
- 22: NOTCHES, FOR GIRLS (25)
- 19: FIRED (25)
- 18: COST OF A GIRLFRIEND (42)
- 17: SVETLANA (21)
- 16: 9 QUALITIES I WANT IN A WOMAN (43)
- 15: ONE MORE WEEK (1)
- 15: BITTER GIRLS (20)
- 14: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (2)
- 12: MY TURN (101)
- 11: MARRIAGE ALTERNATIVES (72)
- 10: CARACAS REVISTED (23)
- 10: TURN THE BOOKSTORE INTO YOUR OWN PERSONAL LIBRARY (194)
- 09: RE: TRIPLE-H (6)
- 09: SWEET MUCUS (32)
- 08: DIAMONDS (74)
- 07: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (0)
- 07: TRIPLE-H (15)
- 05: DEALBREAKERS (43)
- 04: REMINDER: HHH TOMORROW (9)
- 03: MURPHY’S LAW (2)
- 03: THE COMMENT TROLL PROBLEM (23)
- 02: COUGARS (35)
- 01: TO-GO CUP (36)
April 2006 (34)
- 30: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (2)
- 29: AUDIENCE (12)
- 28: DEBBIE DOWNERS MAKE BABY JESUS CRY (16)
- 27: TIGHT GAME (63)
- 25: SECOND ANNUAL HATERS HAPPY HOUR (22)
- 25: PROBLEM CHILD ROADIE (1)
- 24: HOW TO BE AN AWESOME HATER (LIKE ME) (20)
- 23: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (68)
- 22: FDDC HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEK (2)
- 21: I’VE FOUND THE WORST BAR IN DC (48)
- 20: MUFFIN TOPS (8)
- 20: FINANCIAL NEEDS OF A MAN (56)
- 19: AT THE PRINTERS (4)
- 19: I’M A TRENDSETTER (28)
- 18: THE CASE FOR BALTIMORE (34)
- 17: WHY ARE YOU OUT? (55)
- 16: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (17)
- 15: FIRST DATE DC UPDATE (2)
- 14: SAVE THE DATE (7)
- 14: IT’S CALLED A CRUSH FOR A REASON (16)
- 13: OWNAGE OF THE WEEK (3)
- 12: JUDY: BEHIND THE SCENES (29)
- 11: MY GIRLFRIEND JUDY (1040)
- 10: YOU’RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? (7)
- 10: CHANGES (33)
- 09: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (3)
- 09: FUNNY T-SHIRT GUY (57)
- 07: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU (91)
- 06: THE REAL JESSA JEFFRIES (39)
- 05: 18TH STREET LOUNGE (39)
- 04: OWNAGE OF THE WEEK (13)
- 03: WHY IT’S SO HARD TO MEET A GUY IN DC (44)
- 02: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (1)
- 01: I AM GAY (19)
March 2006 (38)
- 31: SECRET MESSAGE MULAN (69)
- 31: EDIT THE DCB ABOUT PAGE (1011)
- 30: DCB ON YOUR BODY (33)
- 29: 9 RULES OF OPENING A HOT DC NIGHTCLUB (20)
- 28: INTERN PICTURE EVENT (15)
- 27: FIRST (7)
- 27: THE GAME (42)
- 26: OWNAGE OF THE WEEK (21)
- 26: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (2)
- 24: TEXT MESSAGING IS A FICKLE MISTRESS (26)
- 23: POMME AND KELLY (11)
- 23: CUM DUMPSTERS… NO, SERIOUSLY (49)
- 22: THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF DC BLOGS: ROUND 2 (33)
- 21: CARROT TOP IS A ‘ROID MONSTER (41)
- 20: TWO AND OUT (451)
- 19: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (6)
- 17: MISS METROPOLIS GOES GREEN (13)
- 17: RE: MYSPACE STALKING (11)
- 16: BLOGGERS CAN HANG PRETTY WELL (45)
- 16: DOUCHEBAG BLOGGER (25)
- 15: LIMA NIGHTCLUB (51)
- 14: BEING MINDFUL DURING TIMES OF PLENTY (8)
- 13: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (17)
- 13: YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE (17)
- 12: I’M THE INTERN (22)
- 10: INTRODUCING SALLY (8)
- 10: A REAL MAN WEARS DRAKKAR NOIR (10)
- 09: MYSPACE STALKING (22)
- 08: COMPLETE PHONE GAME SYSTEM MATRIX GRID FOR RESPONSE TIME ANALYSIS… WITH SPRINKLES (57)
- 07: VOLUPTUOUS INDEED (11)
- 07: DC BACHELOR MAGAZINE, ISSUE 2 (12)
- 06: ALPHA TO BETA: A CASE STUDY (29)
- 05: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (17)
- 03: ONE YEAR BLOGIVERSARY (45)
- 02: HOW THE BLOG RUINED MY DATING LIFE (21)
- 02: OPEN LETTER TO DC COOKIE (18)
- 01: GETTING RECOGNIZED IN PUBLIC (17)
- 01: BOX DOOM (14)
February 2006 (36)
- 28: MOST DAMAGING POST OF THE PAST YEAR (11)
- 28: HOUSING CRUNCH III (7)
- 27: MOST POPULAR POST OF THE PAST YEAR (12)
- 27: THE SHALLOW PURSUIT OF THE NOTCH (16)
- 26: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (36)
- 23: LAST NIGHT’S HAPPY HOUR (9)
- 23: PLAY NIGHTCLUB (15)
- 23: NO WAIT … I NEED THE INTERN (13)
- 22: INTERN NEEDED (4)
- 22: BUMPED AND DUMPED (12)
- 22: RE: THE SENATOR?S MATCH.COM PROFILE! (15)
- 21: IRREFUTABLE PROOF OF THE SPINSTER PHENOMENON (20)
- 21: THE SENATOR’S MATCH.COM PROFILE! (40)
- 20: BANDWIDTH THIEF (27)
- 19: THIS WEEK?S BEST COMMENTS (4)
- 17: I HOPE HE IS IN LOVE (39)
- 16: DISPOSABLE SOCIETY (25)
- 16: RECENT FDDC HIGHLIGHTS (163)
- 15: PLAYER HATER (6)
- 15: IT HAS ARRIVED (18)
- 14: IT BROKE THE SKIN (21)
- 14: THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF DC?S BLOGS: VALENTINES DAY EDITION (24)
- 13: THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF DC’S BLOGS: INTRODUCTION (12)
- 12: THIS WEEK?S BEST COMMENTS (2)
- 10: BEST SIMPSONS EPISODE OF ALL TIME (12)
- 09: HOUSING CRUNCH II (82)
- 08: HOUSING CRUNCH I (12)
- 07: MEN ARE NOT THAT PICKY (27)
- 07: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (3)
- 06: CRACKBERRY WHINE (4)
- 06: HMM (33)
- 03: SUPERMARKET SAVINGS (7)
- 03: PHONE SEX … (11)
- 02: MOST WOMEN ARE ONLY SUITABLE FOR ONE NIGHT STANDS (29)
- 01: UP OR DOWN VOTE (10)
- 01: RECENT FDDC HIGHLIGHTS (2)
January 2006 (29)
- 31: DATE OFFER (23)
- 30: THE CLUB (13)
- 29: THIS WEEK’S BEST COMMENTS (1)
- 29: POWER TO THE SMARTIES (10)
- 27: CREAMY DELICIOUSNESS (16)
- 26: GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS (REMIX) (22)
- 25: I GOT TAGGED (10)
- 25: FIRST DATE DC (4)
- 24: RSS (11)
- 24: WHY MEDIOCRE WOMEN DESIRE HOT MEN (125)
- 23: A TIP (14)
- 22: THE ELEVATOR SHAFT (5)
- 19: MACKEYS (10)
- 18: SHY DCISTERS (2)
- 18: ARRIVAL (4)
- 18: IN TRANSIT (483)
- 18: WHAT ARE TWO LOCAL CELEBRITIES TO DO (25)
- 17: AN OPEN LETTER (37)
- 16: THE THING ABOUT IMPLANTS (24)
- 15: VENEZUELA: QUESTION AND ANSWER SESSION (13)
- 13: VENEZUELA: RUSSO DOES NOT RESPECT ME (27)
- 12: VENEZUELA: A REGGAETON CHRISTMAS (20)
- 11: VENEZUELA: WATER BEACH (23)
- 10: VENEZUELA: ESCAPE FROM CARACAS (36)
- 09: VENEZUELA: URBAN HELL (51)
- 05: STICKY (28)
- 04: FANTASTIC (28)
- 03: HOUSE PARTY SCREENING FOR GUYS (18)
- 02: TOILET HUGGER (19)
December 2005 (26)
- 31: TONE DEAF OR TONE-LOC? (4)
- 30: HAPPY NEW YEAR! (14)
- 28: SWEET SUCCESS (9)
- 27: BACHELORETTE IN THE CITY (33)
- 25: HOLIDAY TIP: DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ (20)
- 22: SWEET LITTLE LIES WOMEN TELL MEN (24)
- 20: WHAT HAPPENED TO CPMC? (28)
- 20: HOT MONKEY SEX (15)
- 19: WORDS TO LIVE BY (24)
- 19: HATE THE U.S.? TAKE YOUR BUTT BACK HOME (58)
- 18: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA (16)
- 17: GOOD MORNING, MIAMI! (21)
- 16: WHY WOMEN PLAY THE GAME (24)
- 16: GUTTERSLUTS, HOUSEWIVES & SECRETARIES (30)
- 15: THE 5 IRREFUTABLE LAWS OF INTERNET PERSONALS FOR MEN (25)
- 14: DID I MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION? (23)
- 13: TOP TEN WAYS TO SPOT A POSEUR (36)
- 09: BIG PIMPIN’ (24)
- 08: NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT (17)
- 08: HOW TO DESTROY A MAN (42)
- 07: DING DONG (12)
- 06: TABLE SERVICE OR BUST (26)
- 05: PANDORA (8)
- 05: BEST ROCK ALBUM (39)
- 02: MORE IRAQ OWNAGE (23)
- 01: MOST LIKELY TO NOT GO TO ANOTHER HAPPY HOUR (33)
November 2005 (9)
- 30: THINKING OF YOU (11)
- 29: CRUCIFIXIONS AREN’T SO BAD (32)
- 23: ITALY (50)
- 14: VORREI BERE DEL VINO (23)
- 11: FAT BLOGGING (29)
- 09: WOMEN ARE UNREASONABLE (46)
- 07: DCB DATE QUIZ (31)
- 03: TWO BRAINS (32)
- 01: I’VE JUMPED THE SHARK (10)
October 2005 (16)
- 28: THE INDICTMENT POST (20)
- 26: SEX TALK GENERATOR (52)
- 24: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED (108)
- 21: INDIA TRAVEL HIGHLIGHTS (16)
- 20: GBTYMOBHH RECAP (26)
- 18: GBTYMOBHH REMINDER (23)
- 17: OLD LADY HAIR (31)
- 14: GUESS WHERE (13)
- 13: CRASH AND BURN (23)
- 12: SUPER LEGS (24)
- 10: TOP 9 DATING TIPS FOR MEN (49)
- 07: DOOMED (27)
- 06: “EXAGGERATIONS” (15)
- 05: GIVE BACK TO YOUR MASTER OVERLORD BLOGGER HAPPY HOUR (37)
- 04: THE LEGACY OF MORNING WOOD (25)
- 03: BEST MOVIE QUOTE EVER (16)
September 2005 (13)
- 30: GOODBYE (23)
- 29: THE DREAM (39)
- 28: UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN (23)
- 27: I HATE BLOGS (34)
- 23: BAD GAME VS GOOD GAME (53)
- 21: FUN WITH CLASSIFIED ADS II (34)
- 20: YOU WILL DIE ALONE (24)
- 16: COCKBLOCKED (37)
- 14: HIGH TIDE (81)
- 13: KATHRYN’S HAPPY HOUR (19)
- 12: SHORT GUYS (90)
- 08: REAL MEN DON’T SHAVE (53)
- 02: DEBACLE (117)
August 2005 (18)
- 31: DESTRUCTION OF AN AMERICAN CITY (70)
- 30: NOW THIS IS ASS (49)
- 29: FUN WITH CLASSIFIED ADS (23)
- 26: INTRODUCING DC BACHELOR MAGAZINE (32)
- 25: DON’T DO IT (32)
- 24: MIDDLE CLASS COMPLACENCY (42)
- 23: THE IPOD (31)
- 22: IT’S JUST NOT WORKING OUT FOR ME (29)
- 18: WHY YOU GET PUMPED AND DUMPED (100)
- 16: THE OPTIMAL WEIGHT (27)
- 15: “I’M SO STRESSED” (24)
- 12: DATING OBSERVATION #293 (20)
- 10: THE WATERFRONT (23)
- 09: THE TEST (32)
- 08: NO MARRIAGE (52)
- 04: DC PUPPY RENTAL SERVICE (53)
- 02: SPRING BREAK IS DEAD IN MY EYES (15)
- 01: YOU ARE EITHER A TRICK OR A HO (22)
July 2005 (18)
- 28: THE TRUTH ABOUT DRUNK DIALING (59)
- 26: “I ACCIDENTLY HIT THE GAS INSTEAD OF THE BRAKE” (11)
- 25: NEVER DATE WOMEN WHO SAY THESE THINGS (30)
- 22: BLOGAPALOOZA (22)
- 21: STOP WEARING FLIP FLOPS (86)
- 20: HUMP DAY BLOG ROUND UP (12)
- 19: AMERICAN WOMEN VS EUROPEAN WOMEN (948)
- 18: THE SEVEN TYPES OF STARBUCKS BARISTAS (34)
- 15: WORKING FOR NOTHING (22)
- 14: CAM WHORE (13)
- 13: MOMENT OF CLARITY (35)
- 12: WAR OF THE WORLDS SUCKS (37)
- 11: FURBALL REMEMBRANCE POST (18)
- 08: ICE CREAM INSANITY (32)
- 07: CLUB UTILITY (19)
- 06: WEIGHT SENSITIVE SOAP (36)
- 05: INTERNETLESS (3)
- 01: ON A LONG ENOUGH TIMELINE, EVERY GIRL WILL FALL FOR ME (31)
June 2005 (26)
- 30: I BLAME SEX AND THE CITY (40)
- 29: MID-LIFE CRISIS (47)
- 28: THE BULL GAME (9)
- 27: OKSANA IS HOT AS HELL (9)
- 26: BEHIND THE SCENES (13)
- 24: FANTASY WORLD AUSTIN (9)
- 23: THE WORST ADVICE IMAGINABLE (74)
- 22: CLUB FIVE SUCKS (24)
- 21: FURBALL THE CAT (13)
- 20: YOUR DREAM GOAL IS SOMEONE ELSE’S KITCHEN SPONGE (9)
- 19: DC BLOG SCENE UPDATE (42)
- 17: FLAG DAY FUN (14)
- 16: LOW EXPECTATIONS (11)
- 15: GUYS WEARING MAKE-UP (37)
- 14: HAPPY FLAG DAY (23)
- 13: HOW TO HANDLE YOURSELF IN A CLUB (25)
- 10: RE: BROOKE SHEILDS IS JEALOUS (66)
- 09: BROOKE SHIELDS IS JEALOUS (74)
- 08: AMERICAN FOOD (27)
- 07: SUGARLOAF WEEKEND (15)
- 06: “I DID SOME INVESTIGATING… AND I’M A LITTLE MAD” (10)
- 05: IT IS… (9)
- 04: 25:35 (3)
- 03: SO SAD (19)
- 02: FRENCH PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN YOU (37)
- 01: LET THE SEDUCTION BEGIN (25)
May 2005 (37)
- 31: WHEN JEST BECOMES REALITY WEEKEND (13)
- 29: YOU ARE NOT A HARD WORKER (2)
- 28: STAYING IN THE LOOP (0)
- 27: SOCIALITE WEEKEND (7)
- 26: SNEAKING A PEEK (30)
- 25: SEMI-NICE HATER (16)
- 24: ENJOY THE SILENCE WEEKEND (12)
- 23: RE: TOP 9 DATING TIPS FOR WOMEN (20)
- 23: TOP 9 DATING TIPS FOR WOMEN (33)
- 22: THE BUTTERFLY NETWORK (9)
- 21: I THOUGHT I’D NEVER HAVE TO APPROACH A WOMAN AGAIN (5)
- 20: HHH RECAP (145)
- 19: H CUBED IS TONIGHT (9)
- 19: HELMET HEAD (2)
- 18: WE HEAR… (16)
- 18: DID NOTHING OF SOCIAL SIGNIFICANCE WEEKEND (3)
- 17: TRIPLE H (4)
- 17: MAY HATER ROUNDUP (19)
- 16: SEXUAL GIMMICK (20)
- 15: NOT THE OLSEN TWINS (18)
- 14: CUTE PURSE (3)
- 13: HATERS HATING ON HATERS (5)
- 13: BANANA BREAD EXTREME CLOSE UP (5)
- 13: TIME TO SHAVE MORE OFTEN (5)
- 12: HATERS HAPPY HOUR (7)
- 11: NEW HATER JOINS THE CREW (6)
- 11: IN YOUR FACE PRODUCT PLACEMENT (9)
- 10: EVERYONE’S HAD YOU WEEKEND (4)
- 10: WHEN WORDS DON’T MATCH REALITY (3)
- 09: DCIST SUCKS (39)
- 08: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY (975)
- 07: ROAST BEEF APPRECIATION (7)
- 06: EGO STROKE (5)
- 05: MAY WANT TO STEP IT UP WHEN TALKING TO THE MEDIA (11)
- 04: MAKING PBS FAIR AND BALANCED (16)
- 03: LIMEY WEEKEND (11)
- 02: TOY HAMMER (8)
April 2005 (40)
- 30: WHERE GETTING AN ERECTION IN PUBLIC IS ACCEPTABLE (18)
- 29: MY HATERS ARE ALSO MY MOST FREQUENT VISITORS (12)
- 29: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PORCUPINE AND A BMW? (14)
- 28: THE NEW DATING GAME (7)
- 27: HOW TO BLOW YOUR ANONYMITY ON THE INTERNET (14)
- 27: DON’T FAKE, EAT CARROT CAKE (6)
- 26: HERE COME THE REVERSALS (30)
- 26: ETIQUETTE GUIDE FOR CASUAL SEX (12)
- 25: WALLET EXPLOSION WEEKEND (6)
- 24: ONE NIGHT STAND VS INCREDIBLE CONNECTION (3)
- 23: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE NOW (6)
- 21: WORST PERSONAL AD EVER (14)
- 21: MY FAVORITE CLUB LINE IN THE UNIVERSE (2)
- 20: STALKER ARTIST (9)
- 19: UNBELIEVABLE (22)
- 19: DUCK DUCK.. (14)
- 19: THE POTATO PANCAKE EXPERIMENT HAS FAILED (7)
- 18: BEST WAY TO END A NIGHT OF DRINKING IS WITH GREASE (5)
- 17: NEW CHAPTER FOR THE DC PLAYER HATERS (6)
- 17: “HI I NEED THOSE CONDOMS WITH SPECIAL ANAESTHETIC SO I FEEL NOTHING DURING SEX” (8)
- 16: WHEN KEEPIN’ IT REAL GOES WRONG (14)
- 15: TAX DAY HATERATION (21)
- 14: KETCHUP IS NOT CREATED EQUAL (9)
- 13: I’M NEW ON THE SCENE (13)
- 13: ROCKING THE BLUETOOTH IN THE CLUB (7)
- 12: I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC (12)
- 11: BEST COMMENT EVER (15)
- 11: WHO CARES IF THEY ARE A BORDERLINE WHITE TRASH (0)
- 10: GRAND OPENING PICTURES (11)
- 08: GRAND OPENING… GRAND CLOSING (4)
- 08: FIRST SCARE OF THE SEASON (7)
- 07: OMELETTE… THE NEW HOTNESS (9)
- 06: YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SMOKE (16)
- 06: I’M NOT SAD THE POPE DIED (2)
- 05: GIRLS ARE HORRIBLE CONVERSATIONALISTS (32)
- 04: THE HATERS HAVE ARRIVED (11)
- 03: POPPING PIMPLES IS FUN (4)
- 01: APRIL FOOLS WRAP-UP (2)
- 01: FUCK (5)
- 01: BURGER KING IS OFFICIALLY BACK (8)
March 2005 (58)
- 31: STAYIN’ ALIVE (11)
- 30: WHEN WORLD’S COLLIDE (4)
- 29: SHE ASKED TO BE JUDGED (43)
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