Last night?s happy hour was great, grand, wonderful, and lovely to meet various bloggers. Some might call it lame, but I could have fun in a gulag, so there you go. Recap!
Yuca is meh, but I didn?t have to pay for any drinks, so I can?t complain too too much when that?s the situation. The mojitos are a bit too sweet but definitely not as bad as NYC?s Marriott Marquis, where the mojitos are actually more disgusting than a small bowl of shit (and probably more expensive).
Bloggers… well aside from Jackass McGillicuddy in a corduroy jacket – the new asshole fashion, apparently, replacing the popped collar (I once got brown recluse bites or similar from trying on a corduroy jacket at the Raven… long story) – were more non-nerdy than I might have guessed. I almost broke a glass on McGillicuddy?s head, but I?m trying to avoid assault charges after what happened last time.
Kathryn is a pretty pretty lady and I can?t believe some tall guy with brains hasn?t swooped her up.
The Countdown of V is sleek and chic and I’m probably one of few people who doesn’t find her … um… “mission” weird.
Circle V, I adore this girl, she is fantastic and she doesn?t believe in flat shoes or idiots.
RCR – dude, cool shirt but the haircut is a no-go. And seriously, come to me when you want some real girl-game advice.
I-66: super friendly, too beta for his own good (could you call it betamax?).
Doctor Virgle – obviously! And I know some ladies who would love to get their hands on you.
DCookie – love, love, love, and first to buy me a drink so she gets substantial props for enabling my terrible drinking ?problem?.
KassyK – earned my respect with her gorgeous Michael Kors coat.
Text exchange between DCB and me:
DCB: ?I?m drunker than I look?
Me: ?I?m not at all, guess I am harder core than you?
DCB: ?I don?t feel good?
Me: ?You are in trouble. I have incriminating photos of you?
Bear in mind, folks, that I had 2 mojitos and 3 beers… and DCB had 3 mojitos. There is just nothing better than drinking a man two times your size under the table. Zing!