I can’t say that I hate spinsters as much as I used to. While I would never consider a spinster for a girlfriend, I see them as an option for meaningless sex because most are easy to get in bed. It’s laughs all around when they pull the “I’m not a slut” card. Ten minutes later… :hump:

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Who’s the freak on the right???
Who’s the chick on the top picture?? Are those real???

I love the bored look on your face, DCB.

Men. Never will figure out the push-up bra, willya….

it’s a well-known fact: cougars will attack men wearing blazers.

I thought Cougars were at least in their 40’s…

Ugliest shirts ever.

DCB has perfected the “I’m bored beecause I’m too cool to be here” look. Drag him to Front Page on a Thursday night, then you’ll REALLY see that look.

Yeah - at what age does one officially become a spinster? 24?

Actually, I think that woman leaning on DCB is kind of cute.

Haha your face is priceless. Almost robotic.

Sheesh you look so much like Josh Groban

is that Shania?

Anon - push up bras only lift sagging tits, they don’t make the tops perfectly round. Those ta-tas are ‘after market add ons’ and probably as hard as concrete.

Lonnie - the second chick is hot for a soccer mom. Most of whom are willing to put it in the street, so long as you don’t leave any love stains on the back seat of the mini-van.

Older women/spinsters can be well worth the time spent to bang them. They tend to have pretty low expectations of a long term anything and understand that you are looking for a disposable piece of ass. Most of them are ready to dump you first saving you the drama of cutting them off.

And since soccer moms tend to be overly busy (even more so for the single ones) they don’t cramp up your schedule the way a 25 year old professional looking for commitment will.

But that’s just my view on it.

TC

The first girl, fake chest or not, is way hotter than the second.

A good push-up bra will make perky boobs a little fuller - up to a full cup. Britney Spears, anyone? It ain’t just for sagging boobs - or you must never have seen the ubiquitous VS catalogs.

Even so, you’re probably correct that those are ‘after market add-ons.’ That bra-top can only push so much. That or she’s got those filler pads.

No way, the bottom one is way hotter than the top one.

Bra?! No way, those boobs are levitating out of that tank top thanks to the modern marvel of a tit job.

The one on top IS hammered. The one on bottom is ready to be hammered.

That’s the difference.

TC

THe one on top looks like someone smashed Goldie Hawn in the face and gave her a boob job. The one on the bottom is straight out of the “Partridge Family” with that outfit. She just needs a guitar and some of that young lovin’ from DCB.

My friend thinks she KNOWS the bottom girl. Lol….Ok it was just confirmed–She knows her, what are the chances?

LOL wait she went to my high school (bottom girl), at least I am pretty sure she did…she is a bit older but gorgeous in real life, she has a baby…I’m dying, what are the odds?

Guys, you need to make a decision. If you’re going to love the cougar phenomenon, you need to stop calling them sluts. Show a little respect to those fine women giving you those low-expectation-pieces-of-ass, eh? A little gratitude is in order!

Hed - I’m all for the older tail, up to a point. It can’t be that old and still worth hittin’. But it is true that cougars can use what they got better than the early 20’s sluts. They just don’t look as good doing it.

When it comes to older women I say; ‘turn ‘em over and turn ‘em around but never turn them down.’ Or something like that.

They know why they are out at the clubs and they know what you are after when you walk up to them. It makes life easy on you and on them. They’ll hit it and quit it till the cows come home and never pretend that you are going to call them again. Hell, they don’t even pretend to be miffed if you forget to get their number. They know the deal and are greatful for the strokin’.

But the one on top is still a dog with fake tits.

TC

DCB did you nail that one on the bottom? Nice dude.

http://www.urbancougar.com/classes_ucs.php

“DCB did you nail that one on the bottom? Nice dude.”

No she looks like my mom a little.

I am starting to see the Josh Groban resemblance. Loved you on “Ally McBeal!”

That guy in the top pic looks familliar…….why is he always with bitches……damn frustrating

the aging beauty in the top pic has the delts and bis of a woman hitting the weight room 3 days a week. classic. ladies, while it’s better than letting yourself go, throwing around iron won’t turn back the clock. you’ll just look like an old broad with masculininzed muscle tone about to hit the wall.

There is nothing manly about that woman. You are just bitching to be a bitch. If a woman isn’t fat, she looks like a man for having a healthy and toned body. Women get criticized for being “soft” and for having hard bodies. Sure, she has a pneumatic chest, but that is meant to make her more “womanly” and you still don’t appreciate it. Fuck you. Why don’t you just go gay already since the woman can’t do anything right.

The blonde has definately had a boob job they are like Rocks and I bet they feel like them as well…! Wouldn’t like to get hit in the face with those babies!

I like that your blazer has darted lapels.

I have your blazer in the female version. Just imagine us if we were dating, going out in matching outfits …awwww…that would be so cheesily romantic

You can’t truly tell with the second girl because it’s not a photo straight on her face. It’s about 3/4 profile. You can’t tell shit with profile shots. The first girl looks like she could be Cameron Diaz’s older sister.

Know your cougar breeds

Top cats - These cougars are the top of the food chain - classy, rich, pampered and ultra-hot. Find them at hotel bars in the Peninsula or Essex House. Think: Ivana Trump, Jerry Hall , Sarah Ferguson

Slut cat - These cleavage-bearing, twice-divorced alley cats can be found shooting pool and chain-smoking Parliamants at dive bars on Monday nights. Think: Janice Dickenson, Kim Cattrall (inset left)

Euro cat - These sultry and sophisticated foreign felines have the olive skin and sexy Spanish and Italian accents to match. Cage these cougars with a few salsa-dancing moves. Think: Isabella Rossellini, Catherine Deneuve

Buff cat - These gravity-defying fitness fanatics have the bods of women half their age. Keeping up with them is a workout, and we’re not talking about the gym.

Think: Madonna, Demi Moore , Jane Fonda

Rock cat - Spot these downtown rock ‘n’ rollers by the badass tattoos and leather jackets. They’re ferocious in the sack, plus have stories about partying with The Stones.

Think: Chrissie Hynde, Debbie Harry, Joan Jett

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