Dear Future Lucky Girl,

I wear Drakkar Noir with impunity. Look, you are not original for telling me that I can buy it at CVS. I’ve heard that a dozen times before. And I don’t care if your dad or if your 16 year old brother Connor wears it. How soon we forget that compliment you gave me a few minutes ago. Whatever, I know you won’t be complaining later tonight.
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Are you serious!??!

yeah, but you know that shit is special because at the CVS in adams morgan they lock it up in the special case with the other ‘fancy’ stuff. you have to ask for it loudly so everyone knows you wear the drakkar noir, and then wait patiently, while smelling so good, of course, while the cvs employee rummages through her drawer for the key, opens the case and brings the box delicately to the register as if it were nitro-glycerin. when you buy DN, it comes with the personal service. find me another sweet smelling product like that!

weak dude

Ohh…. the confidence in this man is so hot……i am shaving my legs for later on tonight you DRAKKAR NOIR man

Considering the $9 Victoria’s Secret body spray shyt most DC women have no problem spritzing on, there’s no need to knock DCB’s Drakkar.

Then again, I’m a girl who loves CK Obsession. (I know.) My first boyfriend wore it in high school, and I learned to equate Obsession with puppy love and all things wonderful.

Whether it’s Drakkar, Armani, or Irish Spring, as long as a guy smells good and clean, it’s money.

Yes! Thank you. Finally someone speaks out.

reminder to sniff DCB at the next HH

You must have some strange body chemistry, because yes, you do actually smell good wearing this sewage. Most men don’t.

I’m a girl that is all for the Drakkar. It was yummy when I was 16 and it is yummy now. Good for you.

You got to try Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…Yep it’s made with bits of real Panther, so you know it’s good.