Dear Future Lucky Girl,
I wear Drakkar Noir with impunity. Look, you are not original for telling me that I can buy it at CVS. I’ve heard that a dozen times before. And I don’t care if your dad or if your 16 year old brother Connor wears it. How soon we forget that compliment you gave me a few minutes ago. Whatever, I know you won’t be complaining later tonight.
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