EVERYONE’S HAD YOU WEEKEND

Remember this face:

You will be seeing more of him. And hopefully not more of this random guy on the right. Who are you, drunk doofus man?

Dragonfly on Saturday. No flash, ISO400 extreme photography:

A Russian friend invited me to his family’s picnic on Sunday, apparently in the same woods where the Blair Witch Project was filmed.


There is a brown dog in this picture.

His mom really wanted me to try a special Russian mustard, which in English translates to ‘Mother-In-Law Mustard’. Look how mean the mother-in-law is:

I tasted the mustard and noticed it had more zing than American mustards, but nothing that would justify the picture on the bottle. About five seconds in I felt a tingling in my nasal passages, then a burning sensation that made me flail my hands like a little girl. It was a cross between smelling ammonia and that feeling you get right after a quality sneeze. Bonus points: It cleared my sinuses!

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