Wow, just wow. Take a look at her modeling portfolio and tell me she is not one of the hottest women in DC. One of the haters told me that we saw her at a party but I guess I was too drunk or distracted to remember. As I began to fantasize about her having my children, I take a look at her Maxim Hometown Hottie page and see that she is married. Another dream shattered… in mid-stroke no less.
What do you look for in the ideal Maxim man?
Sense of humor
Can tell great stories
Great in bed
Other than the well-groomed trait, I’m perfect. Oh well. I bet you her husband gives her less attention than the guys who approach her at the club.