OKSANA IS HOT AS HELL

Wow, just wow. Take a look at her modeling portfolio and tell me she is not one of the hottest women in DC. One of the haters told me that we saw her at a party but I guess I was too drunk or distracted to remember. As I began to fantasize about her having my children, I take a look at her Maxim Hometown Hottie page and see that she is married. Another dream shattered… in mid-stroke no less.

What do you look for in the ideal Maxim man?
Handsome
Well-groomed
Great job
Great cook
Sense of humor
Can tell great stories
Great in bed

Other than the well-groomed trait, I’m perfect. Oh well. I bet you her husband gives her less attention than the guys who approach her at the club.

9 thoughts on “OKSANA IS HOT AS HELL

  1. nabeel

    thanks for telling me straight up that she’s married… so i don’t waste my time fantasizing about her 😉

  2. Liz

    She’s very pretty, yes. Unfortunately, she didn’t come off as too bright though. And it was an introductory geo class. I was just takin it as a gen ed.

    Maybe she’s intelligent and just didn’t apply herself in class, I dunno…

  3. Liz

    Sadly, I think you’re right. If only she knew that she could find a happy medium. Oh well.

  4. James

    On the bright side, the divorce rate is around 50% these days. So you may stil get your chance.

    Who needs bright girls anyways? They just yap more often cuz they think they’re SMRT. If you had to choose looks or brains, well, not a tough choice :banana:

  5. Chad

    lmao:

    Profession: Model/ singer/ actress/ dental assistant

    Strike all but the last one.

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