Last night at 9PM I was visited by a gaggle of obviously intoxicated trick-or-treating 16 year old girls, sans costume. The first thing that came out of my mouth was, “Aren’t you a little too old to be trick or treating?” The thing that worries me is that I said that without having to think of it, as if the adult in me has already staked a claim in my psyche. To regain some coolness I should have ran into my room to put on some of the new 50 Cent, but the moment of redemption passed and I just stood there with a bag of delicious Snickers. I am officially out of touch with today’s youth.

Anyways, a great costume for this town would have been to dress up in a suit and limp around with crutches… Scooter Libby.

This picture represents how I feel about 95% of the people who read my site:

And this is a picture of my trolls patiently waiting for my next offering:

P.S. The age of consent in Maryland is 16.

10 thoughts on “I’VE JUMPED THE SHARK

  1. ODB

    Even the best Don Juans will say no sometimes. Stick to the much more mature 19-22 year olds like me and my friends in our mid twenties.

  2. troll

    Yep, we your biatches, man. Keep on puking.
    Those girls were probably 12, dude. They grow much faster these days, you know…

  3. Liz

    A guy I know carved “eat shit” into his pumpkin and left it on his porch one halloween years and years ago.

    It was fucking great.

  4. Kathryn

    I’m amazed it took you so much time between the first sentence and the PS to bring up the MD age of consent. That’s like your favorite law, ever.

  5. JohnnyDC

    Well I hope Im in the 95 percent of the vote. I mean, do I win the presidency or something? I can even talk with a fake Bavarian accent… “Hasta la vista baybeee!”

  6. dcdramagrrls

    “the age of consent is 16” Doenst sound like you are too outta touch with today’s youth at all. (just try not to touch) my rule of thumb – they have to at least be able to get into a bar without a fake id. (get their own rental car.. well, I can take care of that over 25 thing)

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