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JESUS SAYS…

Happy Halloween

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26 Comments »
7 years, 5 months ago

That’s the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen.

7 years, 5 months ago

You looked great! Sorry I missed it.

7 years, 5 months ago

Insane…hilarious.

7 years, 5 months ago

Fantastic. Did you introduce yourself to people as Jesus?

7 years, 5 months ago

Also, did you have to pay for your drinks and food? I mean, you could turn water into wine, etc…

7 years, 5 months ago

Why do I get the feeling you’ve been waiting all year to do this???

But as far as customes go, you’rs is pretty sweet.

See, I would have def used the pick up line

?If you want to get into Heaven, get on your knees?

Days of Broken Arrows
7 years, 5 months ago

Hey, how do you feel about gay marriage, JC? I want it straight from da source!!

marie
7 years, 5 months ago

No.. you.. didn’t..
that was hilarious :)

7 years, 5 months ago

Jesus Saves…on half-priced cocktails at Mo’s Happy Hour!
Brilliant.

Steve Lurkel
7 years, 5 months ago

nice costume, but where are your disciples?

7 years, 5 months ago

You look exactly like my cousin! No, I don’t mean like Jesus, but your face and skin coloring are per near identical! He’s way tall too.

Great costume. Happy Halloween!

Roissy
7 years, 5 months ago

i dare anyone to pull that off in a muhammed costume, though there’s scant iconography to consult.

DC Pimp
7 years, 5 months ago

Man you are one hairy dude. Please don’t show us the shot of you standing over a vent, a la, Marilyn.

Moses
7 years, 5 months ago

Not bad, but Jesus was black, not half Italian or whatever. Good luck finding a chick who needs a little Jesus in her. May I suggest a prostitute. That’s a win-win.

Roissy
7 years, 5 months ago

no, jesus wasn’t black, he was semitic. meaning he probably looked a lot like dcb in every way, including the panty-moisting pensive, faraway gaze.

7 years, 5 months ago

?Panty-moisting??ew. That was straight out of a romance novel about Vikings that I would never read.

Mandy
7 years, 5 months ago

Wow. I’m converted.

Did you dress up Judy to look like Mary Magdalene?

7 years, 5 months ago

That’s kind of hot. Great — now I’m going to hell. Christ (pardon the pun).

7 years, 5 months ago

hahaha, that is hilarious DCB!

7 years, 5 months ago

Wow, I had to do a double take for that one.

7 years, 5 months ago

KassyK — you don’t read romance novels?

7 years, 5 months ago

That is awesome. You should totally try out for one of those crazy protestant Easter pageants where you play Jesus in the retelling of his life.

7 years, 5 months ago

JayG–Oh gd no. Barf.

7 years, 5 months ago

You know, if DCB tried to board an airplane dressed like that, he’d probably be detained as a potential terrorist. Strange world we’ve got these days.

7 years, 5 months ago

Jesus will be asking you to do that impersonation of Him right after you die, and before He ushers you off to hell.

7 years, 2 months ago

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