ROCKING THE BLUETOOTH IN THE CLUB

You know those wireless Bluetooth headsets people use with their cellphones? I’m seeing guys wear them inside the clubs, ALL NIGHT LONG. It should be obvious why having instant cell phone access is important: when your friend calls on a Friday night to confirm a 3-day special trial of a porn site you two are going in to, you really don’t want to keep him waiting when he’s ready to enter the credit card number.

There is a blue light on the headset that blinks every ten seconds or so, making the guy look like a robot powered by something outside his control… his ego.

7 thoughts on “ROCKING THE BLUETOOTH IN THE CLUB

  1. James

    JP: Small penis, have to try and compensate in other ways.

    Ditto the monster truck drivers and single males driving SUVs trying to pick up soccer moms.

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